Delightful Dad Jokes That Delivered Top Shelf Dad Humor

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    Cartoon - "Fred, Daphne & Shaggy, can you name one of Africa's big 5 animals?" "Rhino!" "I know you do Scooby, but it's not your turn!" CO
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    Plant - I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants. You've probably never heard of herbivore.
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    Hair - Reese Witherspoon Reese Withoutaspoon
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    Forehead - What's the difference between Iron-Man and Aluminium-Man ? Iron-Man stops the bad guys, Aluminium-Man foils their plans.. CAPTAIN AMMERICA MAY 6, 2016
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    Bird - I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
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    Font - Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon I got some of those smart home appliances but now my toaster is feuding with my fridge on Facebook, and my microwave is threatening to cancel them both. By Bude 1:56 PM 25 Jun 21 Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 83 Likes MyFriendsCallMeJeff @JWAlex_in_MTL 1h Replying to @ChrchCurmudgeon I used to access the Internet through my toaster but i got tired of the pop-ups. 27 2 28 Ira Hall @AlmanME 1h Replying to @ChrchCurmudgeon If your smart ther
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    Purple - If they don't call the next Fast and Furious movie "Fast10 Your Seatbelts" l'm going to be furious.
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    Musical instrument - This is my friena Amanda Lynn Case And her sister Clair Annette Case
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    Clothing - HOW DID LUKE GET ARQUND THE FOREST MOON OF ENDOR AFTER HIS SPEEDERBIKE CRASHED? I DONT KNOW, HOW? THEGOLDENCLAW EWOKED.
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    Face - Whoever invented the knock knock joke should get an award like what? I don't know, the no bell prize?
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    Brown - Teenage Mutant Ninja Loafers Marshalls S1.99
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    Food - *回O153%7:51 PM I ain't afraid of no toast
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    Plant - Mosquito trap. The mosquito lands on the salt, thinking it's sugar. They get thirsty for water, but the cap has rum in it. The mosquito gets drunk, trips on the stick and bangs its head on the rock.
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    Rectangle - A very rare photo of the Milky Way viewed from Mars
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    Bird - WHAT DO YOU GIVE SICK BIRDS? TWEETMENT! yingicotmman.tumble IS THIS THING ON?
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    Hair - Two cowboys were lost in the desert and were starving hungry. Finally, they see a tree in the distance draped in bacon. "Look!" says one cowboy. "It's a bacon tree. we're saved!" is shot down in a hail of bullets. He runs to the tree but suddenly With his last dying breath. he says: "It's not a bacon tree. it's a ham bush."
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    Sky - For Sale: Star Wars TIE Fighter rolling chassis. Needs cab and new hyper drive, serious offers only, no low ballers I know what I have. May trade for late model At-At. #theioah #iaoh
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