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Lines From 'The Office' That You Should Never Use In Bed
The Office isn't just a mockumentary; it's also a never-ending source of one-liners that can be used to make any situation infinitely more awkward. Michael Scott's favorite line, "That's what she said," is great for turning anything into a sexual innuendo, but when you're actually in bed with someone, there are some quotes from The Office that you should probably avoid. Because, in the wise words of Dwight, "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would, I do not do that thing." So, to help you not be an idiot, we thought it would be fun to find some of Dunder Mifflin's famous quotes that you should NEVER say to someone in bed, or worse, want to hear someone you're in bed with, say to you. Unless they're a fellow Office groupie, in which case you're winning. And if you're in bed with someone who isn't a Michael Scott groupie, then what are you even doing with your life?
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