40+ Witticisms & Funny Thoughts From the Best of Twitter

Isn't it funny how every online community consisting of thousands of strangers inevitably gets a bad reputation for its own special reason? Everyone outside of 4chan thinks it's all incels and fascists. Everyone outside of Tumblr thinks it's all performatively woke zoomers. Everyone outside of Twitter thinks it's a bunch of internet-famous people canceling each other. Of course, there's usually some truth to generalizations about social networks, but it's not the full picture. Sure, Twitter can feel like a joyless hellscape of toxic posting and over-sharing, but the good bits are still there, we promise. To prove it, we've collected a bunch of our favorite recent witty tweets that are pretty stress-free and pleasing to read.

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