Ew, Boy, Trump's Supreme Court Pick Founded the "Fascism Forever" Club While In Prep School and Twitter Has Sentenced Him to Roast

Man, it would’ve been a lot better if this dude just joined chess club.

While in prep school, then-super cool student Neil Gorsuch wanted to show the lefties on campus that he was down with Reagan. And what teenager shouldn’t be? With his hip demeanor and “just say no” attitude.

But unfortunately, for the future Judge Neil Gorsuch, the supreme court pick of that reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last year, these things have a way of coming back to haunt you.

A hilarious joke then — and seriously, what’s funnier than founding a club called “Fascism Forever,” I mean, what a knee slapper — is now a big problem today. Apparently, people with their “fears” of “fascism” don’t like the idea of it being around forever because when it’s around for more than a couple years, World War II happens. Still, I can’t imagine a funnier joke than the “Fascism Forever” Club. I mean HILARIOUS. I can’t stop laughing.

Anyway, Twitter isn’t too happy with it because FASCISM IS A BAD THING. Anyway, enjoy:

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Not a great look.
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Yeah, it's up there with my Axel Rose phase.

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Is it though? We like fascism now, right?

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What part was the half joke? The fascism or the forever?
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Good thing he didn't go with the "Racism Forever" Club.

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Also, what kind of nerd quotes Kissinger. You're supposed to quote the Grateful Dead.
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Shruggy face is right.

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Shruggy face is right.

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You're going to like the way you look
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Say no more

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