Dumbest Things People Have Done On Auto Pilot

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mattstaff
Jul 24, 2021 6:00 PM EDT

We're all susceptible to brain farts. You know, those moments when the lights upstairs temporarily turn off and you end up catching yourself in the middle of a dauntingly mindless act. It's almost like a glitch in the matrix kind of moment. One moment you seem to have your act together, maybe getting yourself ready for a productive day at work, and then suddenly you find yourself dropping your phone into a cup of coffee when you meant to be pouring creamer in there. 

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    Rectangle - SpookyVoidCat · 4d 2 Awards Made a drink for a customer then immediately took a big gulp of it. G Reply 4 432 3
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    Rectangle - EcceMachina · 4d Had my phone in one hand and a bowl of cereal in the other. Got to my room and meant to toss my phone onto the bed, and oops wrong hand. God what a mess 6 Reply 4 271 3
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    Rectangle - ITworksGuys •4d I was halfway through my 40 minute drive home when I remembered that we moved and I only live 5 minutes from work now. This was like 6 months after we moved. 6 Reply 1 239 +
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    Rectangle - DecentAtKrunker · 4d I was holding a cookie in one hand and my phone in the other, I tried to bite my phone and tap the cookie with my thumb G Reply & 395 3 ...
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    Font - MET9OLX • 4d Definitely haven't driven 26 miles to work on a day off... multiple times. G Reply 1 73 3 ...
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    Rectangle - chester_x · 4d Made a breakfast burrito. Sat down at the table in front of said burrito with an empty glass intended for orange juice. Proceeded to pour orange juice on my burrito. G Reply 1 183 ...
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    Font - A4leak · 4d Put my groceries on my bed under the covers 6 Reply 4 68 3
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    Rectangle - Otherwise_Ad_7454 · 4d Multiple times l've been looking for a TV remote or phone, to realise after a few frustrated minutes of searching, it's in my hand. Also sometimes I say what I'm thinking out loud, which isn't really that bad it just sounds a bit odd. G Reply 66 ...
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    Font - Efexist · 4d Now that i think about it, 99% of my life is on autopilot. Just sitting behind my eyes enjoying the ride. É G Reply ↑ 203 +
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    Rectangle - Interesting-Motor141 · 4d today i opened the cabinet in my bathroom where I keep my toothbrush while trying to look for something to snack on G Reply 4 59 3 ...
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    Font - DelsMagicFishies · 4d I'm a night owl and will occasionally stay at the office til the cleaning crew comes around 10. Things I've done in front of them include trying to put a blazer on with the hanger still in it, and standing in front of the elevator pressing my car key fob until a nice lady hit the button for me. G Reply 1 44 3
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    Rectangle - kannakantplay · 4d Tried to start my car with a poptart. 6 Reply 1 106 3 ...
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    Font - DefinitelyNotAGrill_ · 4d This thread reminds me of one of my favourite greentexts: > Eating sandwich at beach > Skipping stones > Watching the sunset and thinking about life > Throw sandwich into the ocean > Bite rock People saw G Reply 4 105 3
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    Font - TakaMah537 • 4d Stopped at a green light 6 Reply 4 136 3 ...
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    Font - Brotherbeam · 4d I remember once I was making an omelette. Cracked one egg, two eggs, three eggs. Looked at the shells I still had on the counter, the empty bowl next to it, then over at the trashbin where I dumped the three eggs. G Reply 4 25 3 ...
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    Font - womanitou • 4d Flew to PA from MI for business. Rented car. Did business meetings, good outcome. Left meetings and got on turnpike to drive back home to MI. 20+ miles later and remembered I was in a rental car and many hundreds of miles from home. G Reply 19 3
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    Font - That_sarcastic_bxtch · 4d Almost ate my phone multiple times G Reply 1 32 3
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    Font - Extreme_Baloney · 4d Walked straight into a pillar. G Reply 1 15 3 ...
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    Rectangle - Sethrial · 4d Cat was hiding, I couldn't find her, thought "I should text her to ask where she went." She was under the bed, btw. G Reply 1 87 3 ...
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    Rectangle - Emu_on_the_Loose · 4d One time I was making coffee at a truck stop in the middle of the night, bone tired, and I took one of those nice fancy creamers, opened it up...and poured it right into the trash. G Reply 1 208 4 ...
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    Rectangle - Hollowknight57 · 4d I was barley awake brushed my teeth ate brushed my teeth again then I realized oh wait what just happened G Reply 1 14 3
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    Font - MrsTellit · 4d On a job interview. I was offered water and proceeded to pour myself a glass while continuing the conversation. My brain never got the 'Stop. It's full'-Alert, so i continued pouring a big stream of water into the already full to the brim class, which spilled all over the table and of the edges of the table. By the time I realised, everthing on the table was soaked. I got the job. G Reply ...
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    Font - HRHSuzz · 4d Oh man - laundry! i recently did a few loads - took the first load out of the dryer into the basket and then put it all back in the washer and then noticed the basket of dirty laundry still sitting in the other basket. At least that first load (and second) was very clean! G Reply
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    Font - RPBN • 4d I tried to cool a spoonful of ice cream by blowing on it. My younger brother witnessed this and never let me live it down. G Reply ...
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