Tolkien Tuesday #47: 30+ Dank & Dumb 'Lord of the Rings' Memes

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    Font - J. R. R. Jokin @joshcarlosjosh ... "can you explain this gap on your resumé?" | threw down my enemy, and he fell from the high place and broke the mountain-side where he smote it in his ruin. Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time, andI wandered far on roads that I will not tell.
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    Forehead - Devising a fully fledged out language for the Dwarves like you did for the Elves Saying they "kept it secret", so you don't have to put it in the book because you can't be bothered to work one out properly
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    Nose - Arise, arise, Riders.of Théoden! A sword-day, a red day, ere the spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! *inhales* Death!
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    Beard - The power of Isengard is at your command, Sauron, Lord of the Earth. New phone who dis
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    Photograph - When people think of the greatest chokes of all time never forget that Legolas blew a 19-2 lead at Helms Deep 422 Oh, that's not bad for a pointy-eared Evlish princeling I myself am sitting pretty on 43
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    Eye - Find Potter and bring him to Narnia. The Deathstar is ready for our war against the Time Lords. Tam Groot.
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    Forehead - ENGLAND VICTORY ITALY I'LL TAKE THAT MY LAD imgflip.com
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    Face - - It is not our fight - Are we not part of this world? - No, we are not even in the book!
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    Jaw - Grabbing something out of the microwave oven right after it beeps:
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    Forehead - Trying to figure out how the Hobbit got the same amount of movies as the Lord of the Rings when the book is 1/3 as long ?? 30 sin Cos tan = ax + bx + 2a = NB-4ac
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    Vertebrate - Tolkien: I want it to be published as a single book. Publisher: THREE. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
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    Organism - WHO WOULD WIN? A massively powerful evil dark lord 2 smol bois and their pet frog
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    Light - Isildur decides to keep the most evil object in the world instead of destroying it. Do you... A. Try to convince him to destroy it B. Try to take it by force and destroy it yourself C. Push him into the fire with the ring D. Let him walk away while pointlessly shouting his name Elrond
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    Sky - Car salesman: "slaps head of mûmakil* this, bad boy can fit so many haradrim but it still only counts as one! KRDRINGS
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    Felidae - Dog came back to the house as a member of the Uruk-hai
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    Forehead - Roses ate red, Violets are blue. Boromir will always be better than you. steph_to aster
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    Book - When you don't have room for a whole Smaug BIT OF SMAUG
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    Plant community - Tinder match: *has a dog* Me, sliding in their DMs: SHIRE FOLK it must see
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    Photograph - When he asks you that one question you have been waiting for justzirlything What about second breakfast?
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    Hair - Dermatologists Hate Him He is 6500 Looks 26 Local elven king exposes shocking eternal youth secret. Learn the $5 trick to his stunning results! LEARN THE TRUTH NOW
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    Face - I prefer the real hero of Middle-earth I said the real hero Perfection
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    Photograph - having those close friends that mean the world to you. fulstoi ythinga
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    Font - Oops!...I Dad It Again @NewDadNotes Wife: pick a Christmas movie to watch. Me: Lord of the Rings. Wife: that's not a Christmas movie. Me: then why does it have elves? Wife: Me: plus Gandalf looks like Low Carb Santa.
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    World - The Ring brought to Gollum unnatural long life. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind.
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    Head - But where is he leading us? ORDRERINGS SHIREPOSTING To IKEA, master Gamgee. To the house of furniture. Did you hear that? IKEA? We're going to see the shelves!
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    Organism - WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT LORD OF THE RINGS IS BORING Say that to my face, you limp noodle!
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    Mouth - M Manwë Today 11:18 AM It is clear in the lease: no Dwarves allowed in Aman . Sorry Delivered OK I will make an exception because he looks very polite
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    Hairstyle - ME WHY DIDN'T FRODO TAKE AN EAGLE TO MOUNT DOOM WHY DIDN'T FRODO TAKE AN X-WING TO MOUNT DOOM imgflip.com
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    Plant - Frodo Gollum Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam
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    Food - Saruman Reason Madness Reason Madness
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    Facial expression - PS EXPRESS "My lord, Gandalf the Grey is coming. He is not welcome" 3. BU
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    Forehead - Gimli: Can i enter the Undying Lands? Elves: Lol, no. Galadriel: Actually, yes. Elves: Wait, what? Galadriel: fare DID I STUTTER?
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    Outerwear - For Frodo You can do it Aragorn
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    Font - When you don't know where to begin SHIRE POSTING SHREFOK Now... Where to begin?
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    Hairstyle - WHERE WERE YOU.. WHEN THE WESTFOLD WAS FALLIN'?
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    Hand - And into this Ring, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.
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    Hairstyle - Viggo breaking his toes Liv Tyler Lotr fans accidentally stabbing herself in the right thigh in the river scene Imade with mematic

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