I Can Has Cheezburger?

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    Font - shikarius: Dad's gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms: "Ah, it's Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?" "Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/ tampons/etc?" "Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/ midol?" "Supplies are low cap'n" = "Yes, please." "What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?" • "It's a Nurse Shark" = "I'm fine/not bad" • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW" 2,768 notes

    Hey, this may not be perfect, and we do wish that reproductive health was easier for people to talk about, but he is trying, and that is everything that we could ever ask for. It is also absolutely adorable, and this kind of effort should not only be praised but should be taught to other dads as well in our opinion lol.

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    Cat - catsoverloaded Follow Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket. kitten-cab0Odle Follow I'm sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT theuwusmol PHEETS

    It I fits, I sits - yes, and if I do not fits, then I will destroy the original form of the container and make myself fits anyway. This is everything to us. We want to say that you should get this cat a mildly bigger box to fit itself into, but the peets are so cute that no, please keep this box for it. 

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    Rectangle - imlizy Follow sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway in-love-with-my-bed Follow Good thing I'm so smooth transmechanicus Follow #sharks are so smooth extinction events just slide right off them 27,429 notes
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    Font - writing-prompt-s As you die, you wake up in a fiery place. You quickly realize you're in hell. You ask the next demon why you are there, as you lived a very good life. "You're not being punished", he says. "You are the punishment." E deadbonessinderhellaton You honk in joy. It's a lovely morning in Hell, and you are a horrible goose. Source: writing-prompt-s 28,112 notes
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    Font - RTRUPTLY This baby boy was tound with a bag containing baby food and diapers ona cold winter night in Obninsk, Russia. RT RUPTLY Masha, the cat, saved the baby's life by curling around him and shielding him from below freezing temperatures. By the time paramedics responded to take the child toa hospital, Masha had grown protective of him, running after the baby and trying to jump into the ambulance after him srsfunny Masha The Hero asryakino They forgot the part where the ambulance actual
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    Font - boogiewoogieking *randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what's up? neednothavehappenedtobetrue *forty bats coalescing into an approximate human form, holding a gatorade* not much, how about you? prince-bully-koopa * 5 wolves make their presence known with a piercing how before joining in the circle. They clutter together, and take the form of a human with a iced coffee* 'sup. catwithbenefits *emerges from the back exit of Dairy Queen to take ou
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    Azure - * quinn-of-aebradore ... keuhkopussirotta fact: Birds have an instinctive urge to feed their young, and sometimes some birds in captivity feed fish because their open mouths and the act of feeding them feels very similar to feeding young. wrong and boring take: This bird is too fucking stupid to tell apart fish and its own young. alternative take: While birds lack the cognitive skills for the kind of introspection required to wonder WHY they derive enjoyment of something, this bird is ha
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    Food - because-edmund My dad got very excited because he thinks my frog looks like this biscuit
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    Font - violetsandshrikes Follow entomologists are the most fucking wild people ive ever met i pointed out a cool wasp to one and she just picked it up with her bare hands and started showing me different features she was using to identify the species on a walk with another one he just paused, turned, violently shoved his hand into some rotting wood and offered me a tunnel web spider like oh okay i guess- aussieosbourne Follow #entomologists just wake up every day give 0 fucks are insane for 12 h
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    Wood - TamNOTdead Just tired ugly PLEASE LET ME SLEEP!! ilyasaurus Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.
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    Font - reconcicle there are five frogs staring at me right now adambloghart but only one can be america's next top model Source: reconcicle 783,054 not...
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    Terrestrial plant - thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001 Follov really cannot get over this cats fucking face it's so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand vegan-vulcan I WAS AT THIS MEETING, I MET THIS CAT. I forget his name but he was soooo sweet, I think it was Councilman Clark who brought him in! This was at the very first meeting in Denver to decide whether to ban declawing (the ban succeeded!) Update: I emailed this post to councilman Clark, subject line “your
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    Dog - crow--teeth when ur in a really bad mood and one mildly inconvenient thing happens crow--teeth made this post bc i accidentally pulled my earbud out of my ear right before my favorite part of bohemian rhapsody and i cried about it Source: crow--teeth
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    Font - cuccibygucci Follow Are you okay babe? You hardly said cows when we passed that field of cows cordelias-musings Follow If i don't yell 'dog' when i see a dog and 'cat' when i see a cat please send help
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    Font - scotchjolras The bees and wasps now recognise me as the person who gives them water. Which sounds cool but it means everytime I go outside they harass me until I fill up the waterer. On the bright side, I no longer have to fear wasps as they just buzz around me non- threateningly now. theropodtheroblogs You are their water deity now thefingerfuckingfemalefury "THE WATER BRINGER HAS ARRIVED" "ALL HAIL!

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