Parenting Memes For Those Whose Lives Are Over

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Eric Lund
Nov 1, 2021 3:00 PM EDT

In the time it's taken to look at a few relatable memes, the kids will have probably have found what's in your secret drawer or have climbed into a stranger's van on the loose promise of candy, so don't get distracted for too long. But if it seems like they're chill, here are some more parenting memes for the perpetually stressed and some dad memes for the dads out there.

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    Clothing - "Almost 50% of America's children don't get enough hardecore hip hop." ANG "That's why I'm glad my family loves the taste of Wu Tang."
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    Human - When your kid says mom for the 745th time Fb/crunchymama0128 BRUH.
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    Obstetric ultrasonography - ArtfulNight @ArtfulNight Throwback to when my kid ate whatever I made for dinner without complaining. Har-high 97 Gn 10 CG/ M7 PS/ES SRIIS CAL 6.51cm CRL GA 12w6d 71.8% 5:42 PM · 23 Jun 19 · Twitter for Android
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    Handwriting - This is the greatest letter home from summer camp to ever be written Dear Mom Good you packt extra underweas Since I had diyereeya. It got on my shoes bUT net my pillow. I'M having fon at camp and jearning stv Irock at winsor ting and Kyakıng. I've ate more push-pops then anyone I've ate 23 simce Monday. Still tuo days le Oatmeel is bad Mom, Even with mzins I shot a riffel. Ima good airar, Can we get one when I get hore? Did you know xou can lght farts on fire?
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    Forehead - That look your mom gives you when you embarrass her in public but she can't kill you yet
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    Organism - How I feel when my kids won't eat their food THEN GO AHEAD AND STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE!
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    Font - lan Myers Yesterday at 11:18 AM • O if you've found yourself in lack of childcare due to school closings, might i suggest letting them roam the streets unattended? youth gangs are a crucial part of any proper dystopia and with this head start, your child will be well on their way to leading their own pack and getting the best scraps and the largest share of the pickpocketing. they'll learn the important skills needed to thrive in the impending totalitarian hellscape.
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    Font - Kids stomach aint hurt not 1 time since school been out
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    Font - Kay Finelli @KayFinelli When my son was 5 he asked, "What does coffee taste like?" I replied, "Unfortunately, not as good as it smells." His response, "Oh. Like shampoo."
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    Forehead - If you want to save money at Xmas, now's the perfect tíme to tell the kids that Santa didn't make it through the pandemic Modern problems requlre modern solutlons
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    Organism - Josh @iwearaonesie wife: Why are there little handprints all over the wall? me [whispers] Why are there little handprints all over the wall? toddler [whispers] Because I have small hands me: Because he has small hands
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    Outerwear - MOST PARENTS: "The aliens aren't real. They can't hurt you..." ME AS A PARENT: They don't come from the sky.. they're interdimensional.. they're already among us.'
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    Footwear - My son w the same attitude as me Me fed up w my son's attitude
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    Forehead - Watching your kid pick up 45 Easter eggs in less than a minute when it takes hours for them to clean their room
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    Flash photography - Dads getting ready for all the shit they need to build and put together
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    Font - Sure babies are cute but one day they grow into little gangly preteen creatures that tell you you're being "cringe." Bro how am I being bullied by a person I had to teach to use the potty
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    Font - The kids are building a fort Break it Tf is wrong with you If we can't have nice things neither can they.
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    Outerwear - When the kids are destroying the house but also leaving you alone at the same time @maryfairyboberry DO WHAT YOU MUST
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