People That Will Be Forever Scarred By Their Psycho Roommates

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abbyadler
Jan 14, 2022 7:00 PM EST

People touch us in different ways, but there's nothing like being touched by a psycho roommate. And by "touched," I mean harassed, traumatized, and scarred forever. People who have been personally victimized by psycho roommates take to Twitter to air their grievances, and based on what I'm reading, I'm not sure they'll ever recover. Give us a sign if you need us to save you. Post a telling emoji or something. Scroll down for our top picks for psycho roommate tweets of the week. 

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    Font - JNIX | 6'7| 36 y/o gay bear @jnix1985 ... It's kinda surprising. The depression I've felt the last few weeks is gone. Guess the problem was the psycho roommate 5:20 PM · Aug 6, 2021 · Twitter for Android
    via @jnix1985

    The problem is always the psycho roommate. We're so pleased to hear you've emerged successfully from this depresso period of your life. 

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    Font - big ern @BigErn83 ... Replying to @_carrak My psycho ex roommate is a director at a Christian preschool OO 8:00 AM · Aug 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @_carrak

    Time to call the school and warn them before all the students are indoctrinated to become future psycho roommates themselves. 

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    Font - bougie feet @drbougieb perks of being a woman: cons of being a woman: too scared to leave my front door unlocked, ever, even for 30 seconds, because my roommate's psycho ex-BF walked inside after I came in from walking my dog 5:33 AM · Aug 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App
    via @drbougieb
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    Font - JNIX | 6'7| 36 y/o gay bear @jnix1985 God. What a night. Got assaulted and thrown through a wall. Luckily i hardly felt the punch. Little red spot that faded by the end of dinner but no more psycho. I wasn't even dating the guy, literal roommate from hell. Manipulative gaslighting psycho. 7:38 AM · Aug 4, 2021 · Twitter for Android
    via @jnix1985
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    Font - erika jayne's public defender @theglitzyhive ... psycho roommate might be leaving... we did it joe... 7:17 AM · Aug 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App
    via @theglitzyhive
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    Font - Lover of Tequila @_Rxbyn My first time living with roommates was crazy...one day I came home and they were snorting coke off of the kitchen counter..I went downstairs and packed my bag and dipped. I've never operated so fast in my life.. I was SHOOK....and yes they were 5:26 AM · Aug 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @_Rxbyn
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    Rectangle - nothing lasts @wal2igi having the balls to go sh!t 5 mins before an interview.. my roommate is crazy 8:57 PM · Aug 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @wal2igi
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    Font - nanea ... @naneakuualoha having a crazy roommate is a coming of age experience 3:30 AM · Aug 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @naneakuualoha
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    Font - freaking turtles0 @localmish ... Sometimes I randomly remember that some crazy girl convinced my roommate she had 'visions'(she was schizophrenic) and within 2 weeks of meeting she moved into the apartment. 7:21 PM · Aug 6, 2021 · Twitter for Android
    via @localmish
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    Font - lisa. ... @itslissyoo My roommate probably thinks I'm crazy because I spent all night crying, all morning in bed sad and now im making porkchops and reading midnight sun like nothing happened. O 3:01 AM · Aug 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android
    via @itslissyoo

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