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People That Will Be Forever Scarred By Their Psycho Roommates

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    Font - JNIX | 6'7| 36 y/o gay bear @jnix1985 ... It's kinda surprising. The depression I've felt the last few weeks is gone. Guess the problem was the psycho roommate 5:20 PM · Aug 6, 2021 · Twitter for Android

    The problem is always the psycho roommate. We're so pleased to hear you've emerged successfully from this depresso period of your life. 

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    Font - big ern @BigErn83 ... Replying to @_carrak My psycho ex roommate is a director at a Christian preschool OO 8:00 AM · Aug 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

    Time to call the school and warn them before all the students are indoctrinated to become future psycho roommates themselves. 

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    Font - bougie feet @drbougieb perks of being a woman: cons of being a woman: too scared to leave my front door unlocked, ever, even for 30 seconds, because my roommate's psycho ex-BF walked inside after I came in from walking my dog 5:33 AM · Aug 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - JNIX | 6'7| 36 y/o gay bear @jnix1985 God. What a night. Got assaulted and thrown through a wall. Luckily i hardly felt the punch. Little red spot that faded by the end of dinner but no more psycho. I wasn't even dating the guy, literal roommate from hell. Manipulative gaslighting psycho. 7:38 AM · Aug 4, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - erika jayne's public defender @theglitzyhive ... psycho roommate might be leaving... we did it joe... 7:17 AM · Aug 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - Lover of Tequila @_Rxbyn My first time living with roommates was crazy...one day I came home and they were snorting coke off of the kitchen counter..I went downstairs and packed my bag and dipped. I've never operated so fast in my life.. I was SHOOK....and yes they were 5:26 AM · Aug 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - nothing lasts @wal2igi having the balls to go sh!t 5 mins before an interview.. my roommate is crazy 8:57 PM · Aug 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - nanea ... @naneakuualoha having a crazy roommate is a coming of age experience 3:30 AM · Aug 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - freaking turtles0 @localmish ... Sometimes I randomly remember that some crazy girl convinced my roommate she had 'visions'(she was schizophrenic) and within 2 weeks of meeting she moved into the apartment. 7:21 PM · Aug 6, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - lisa. ... @itslissyoo My roommate probably thinks I'm crazy because I spent all night crying, all morning in bed sad and now im making porkchops and reading midnight sun like nothing happened. O 3:01 AM · Aug 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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