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21 Tweets From Dads That Prove Being A Father Isn't Just A Walk Through The Park

Being a dad may sound like a breeze but these dads are here to prove you wrong. Check out these hysterical dad tweets below.

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    twitter post My 6-year-old called ranch dressing "salad frosting" and now I'll never call it anything else
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    twitter post Do I miss having time to myself and sleeping through the night since my kid was born? Yes. But would I give up being a father just for the sake of the extra time in bed on the weekends? Hang on I'm thinking
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    twitter post Probability tells you that a toddler has a 50- 50 chance of putting their shoes on the correct feet. Parenting tells you otherwise.
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    twitter post Crazy how my 3-year-old can expertly maneuver the Android operating system but can't put on a flip flop
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    twitter post Wife: She's wearing her princess dress. Pretend you're her servant. Me: Pretend?
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    twitter post hey guys, thanks for inviting me out for drinks tonight but do you remember a couple of years ago I had that baby? well, he's still around, so no EW 0G RAFTBEER THE PEOPLE
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    twitter post Me: What did you do at school? 8-year-old: Cartwheels. Me: Gym or recess? 8: Math Teachers don't get paid enough.
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    twitter post Instead of day drinking we get to take our kid to a birthday party and stand around with our hands in our pockets listening to kids cough
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    twitter post If you've never turned the volume on your stereo up to drown out the sounds of your kids, are you really even a parent?
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    twitter post Me: Get up. 6-year-old: Why? Me: It's Monday. 6: I can't do this every week.
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    twitter post Had no idea I would get into so much trouble as an adult until my 3-year-old started saying "but daddy does it" every time she gets in trouble.
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    twitter post My patience is a tree. My child is a saw. The results are predictable
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    twitter post Sometimes while he sleeps, we'll stand over his bed and admire this human we've brought into the world. In those moments it's hard not to want another child. But by morning he's awake. And we're sober. And fuuuuugguck that
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    twitter post We need a Disney princess that screams when her hair is brushed, gets super amped right before bed, and eats like 3 things for dinner ever.
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    twitter post I don't get why people think getting kids to bed is hard all my son needs is: A drink of water 4 songs from Daddy A trip to the potty Superman flight to bed An inventory of his stuffed animals A tissue 2 more songs Look at my watch for 45 seconds And all of this 7 more times
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    twitter post My son just complained that we eat pizza too often I've never been speechless before.
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    twitter post My 8 year old daughter can already read at a 5th grade level and ignore me at a 12th grade level.
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    twitter post "gets kids to school on time* "adds snail herder to resume*
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    twitter post Imagine being 5 minutes from the end of the longest movie ever & it starts over because it forgot something. That's my kid telling a story.
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    twitter post Son: Hey dad Me: STOP TEXTING ME FROM SCHOOL YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION Son: okay but the trailer for the new Call of Duty game just came out Me: OMG SEND ME THE LINK
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    twitter post Our youngest lightly bumped into something if you're wondering why she's wearing 37 band-aids. Obeu gbe o Rodney Lacroix emoooooog35 eLate Stér Esteril Libre de Latex ex Steril en Open Open Ope n Op Steile Latex Free Sterile Sans ben Open Open
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