Men Reveal The 'Foot-In-Mouth' Things They Said on a First Date

So you know when you are thinking something nice in your head then for some reason when you start moving your mouth it comes out completely wrong and now you look like a complete asshole? Ahhh yes. The ubiquitous 'foot-in-mouth' phenomenon where your brain and body don't seem to be on the same page. Unfortunately, these things can sometimes strike at very inconvenient moments in life...like a first date! We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you the stories of seven men and the dumb things that came out of their mouths on a first date...and what they ACTUALLY meant to say. If YOU have a bad/funny/cringeworthy dating story, please be sure to submit it here.

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