Funny Tweets And Tumblr Gems To Push Back The Darkness With A Broom

Life is like that ghost level from Mario, and the ghost is your problems, but when you turn around to look at it, the ghost just gets faster. So here's to living a life of granularity, finding smaller and smaller minutia to occupy our ever-fractalizing minds. Oh, and here's some more funny tweets and tumblr gems to kick boredom in the groin.

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