Ruthless Insults That Didn't Require Profanity

Swearing is massively overrated. Unfortunately, far too many people end up relying on a swear word here and there to deepen the impact of whatever insult they're trying to throw someone's way. More often than not the insult would've just have been better without the profanity being infused. Maybe this collection of brutal insults that didn't require swear words will make their way into other people's arsenals. Check out some more rare insults that squashed people's bulbous egos over here.

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