Indoor Skydiving Looks So Cool That I Think I Should Quit My Job and Become a Professional Indoor Skydiver

Everyone has dreams. For some it’s to be a professional basketball player, for others it’s to be, I don’t know, some kind of good-at-video-games guy. For me, as of 10 minutes ago, it’s to become a professional indoor skydiving. Mostly so I can pull of these sick Matrix moves in real life.

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