20+ of The Most Unhinged White Elephant Gifts Employees Have Given: 'Someone brought a rotisserie chicken'

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    What's something a coworker brought to a white elephant gift exchange that was unhinged?

    I'm in the US and my work is doing a white elephant gift exchange. I want to bring a gift that's "work appropriate " but kinda not. There's about 10 of us ladies and ages late 20's- 80's.
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    badbunnyno45 A co-worker wrapped up her own placenta painting (a painting made with her own placenta) for our staff white elephant gift exchange
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    MyTiny Venus A squatty potty. It was the most fought over.
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    duderdaisy98 We do like a garbage gift exchange. Stuff you just really don't want in your house. I brought a ceramic angel that was left in the house from when we moved in. Someone else brought an apron that they had been gifted that the didn't want. Just crop essentially and it's supposed to be funny because some of the stuff is outrageous.
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    Gail_the_SLP My husband's work does a white elephant exchange every year. The first year, someone brought this incredibly hideous clock. I don't even know how to describe it except to say it has large brown flowers made of leather. The person who won it that year brought
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    it back the next year and passed it on. Every year since then, the clock has returned, usually in disguise (like a small gift bag with some candy along with a picture of the clock) and it goes to a new guardian for the year.
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    jighlypuff03 I got a fish one time. A live one swimming around in a little container.
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    JustCallMeMoose_49 My husband LOVED doing his white elephant at work and got so excited trying to come up with weird gifts. He would do things like tape a gift card to a spatula, then wrap it so it was obvious what it was but the gift card couldn't be seen. Or take a roll of toilet paper, unroll a bunch, reroll it with scratch offs and dollar bills inside, and wrap.
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    Mandymanderz I once brought the cookbook "50 Shades of Chicken". It's written in the style of 50 Shades of Gray (so lots of buttering of thighs and trussing and such), but apparently it's actually a good chicken cookbook. It was the final stolen gift, but the guy was super embarrassed about stealing it 2
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    boomerang_87 I gave a 10 lb bag of potatoes once. Just put it on a box and wrapped the box up nice. The guy who got it didn't care much but everyone else loved it.
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    MainAccountGotHacked Someone brought a rotisserie chicken; it was really funny at the time!
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    cindyluvslabs I worked in a call center and one year we had a bed bug problem with some of the chairs. It was a big deal and the company spent a ton of $ on a bed bug sniffing beagle, new chairs, cleaning etc.
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    Fast forward to the mgt Christmas party at the VPS house with a white elephant gift exchange. I ordered a giant stuffed bed bug and wrapped it up. The VPs wife got it. She was furious because after the incident at work, they found bed bugs in their house.... I had no idea. It was hilarious to us all at the time but there was never another party at their house.
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    Unforgettable Bevy I had a boss who was completely horrific, to the point where his harassment created a tangible employment action. He wanted our division to have a Christmas party and do a white elephant exchange.
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    I'm a part time elf at the North Pole (kidding but kinda not, I love to decorate and wrap presents and now I'm working on making that a business), so I got the World's Largest Pair of Underwear as my gag gift. I wrapped it as beautifully as possible, made a wire bow of the kind only seen in Hallmark commercials and Christmas movies, and put it in with the mound of presents.
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    When the gift exchange started there was a fight for the gift, and he stole it from someone else. He was so delighted to get it, his gleefulness turned into embarrassment and anger when he realized what it was. "Who brought this?!?!" No one said anything, and no one outed me for it either.
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    It sat in its packaging in his office, displayed for all to see, until he retired. He also wanted a retirement luncheon where he wanted people to pay for their plate of food.... and no one signed up to attend that either.
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    There was collective rejoicing when he left the office, and the legend of the underpants remained a nation-state secret to this day.
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    teragram333 Toilet light. A light you put inside a toilet bowl that changes colors.
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    MyEyesltch247 My own MOTHER brought her WISDOM TOOTH that had been recently removed. She was in her SIXTIES so it was a gnarly, ugly tooth! And guess who picked it?? Her boss!!! I told her I thought it was grossly inappropriate. She still thinks it's funny at 89!
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    rachelmig2 I once got an industrial sized jar of miracle whip from walmart and we did it so that everyone stole the gifts. while still wrapped, and then then unwrapped at the end, and everyone wanted the heavy one. The reveal at the end after everyone was fighting over it was hilarious.
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    SomeQuiltyGardener I brought an autographed charity firemen calendar one year. It was fought over and hung in the winners cubicle for the year
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    claudia_grace A corn baby. It was a can of hominy with a can of cornmeal on top, dressed in a baby onesie. It was not popular at the white elephant party, but later was named Cornelius and was put in a prominent place between two cubes in the office.
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