Creative Things To Wish Upon Our Worst Enemies

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abbyadler
Jan 17, 2022 6:00 PM EST

As much as we try to be the bigger person, we're all pretty petty deep down inside. If given the chance to get the people who did us wrong once and for all, we would totally take the opportunity. In an AskReddit thread, people discuss what they would wish upon their worst enemy if given the chance. The only rule? No death is allowed in the responses. To be honest, wishing death upon my worst enemies is too dark, even for me. Redditors get hella creative and hilarious with their responses. Have a look, and watch your back. You never know who might be plotting your demise as we speak. 

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    Human body - r/AskReddit - Posted by u/only_norj 5 hours ago Time to get creative! NOT including death, what would you wish on your worst enemy?
    via u/only_norj

    No matter how hard they work out, they never get fit. That sounds like my idea of torture. 

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    Font - justplainchy · 3h That every sock they put on for the rest of their lives is just slightly damp. They can never find a fully dry sock no matter what they do. If they manage to find one, they step in a puddle within two minutes of wearing it and their socks are damp again. For some reason they must always wear closed-toe shoes that lace over said damp socks.
    via u/justplainchy

    This one was so thought-out and detailed that it's concerning. 

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    Font - Squaregogh · 2h Personal growth and a sense of empathy
    via u/Squaregogh
  • 04
    Font - HydratedPelican · 3h That both side of their pillows will always be warm
    via u/HydratedPelican
  • 05
    Hair - Illustriouscow5555 · 3h That every time they try to go to sleep, Baby Shark blasts through surround sound speakers
    via u/Illustriouscow5555
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    Human body - rixtomakria · 2h Whenever they want to eat something , there is a cockroach nearby that food. Maybe it has stepped over their food , maybe not.
    via u/rixtomakria
  • 07
    Font - Smithy657 · 3h Whenever they are out in public, they feel everyone is silently judging them
    via u/Smithy657
  • 08
    Font - danspickledliver · 2h No matter how early they leave for something, they will always be late.
    via u/danspickledliver
  • 09
    Human body - Grouchy-Butterfly-23 · 3h Constantly bumping their funny bone and the feeling of stepping on one lego bare footed
    via u/Grouchy-Butterfly-23
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    Font - The_JokerGirl42 · 3h they can never get their sleeves to stay up, and they always fall down into the water whenever they do anything with water. also, from personal experience I wish them chronic hiccups, as in, daily hiccups. forever.
    via u/The_JokerGirl42
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    Human body - Dralas64 · 2h The first bite and last bite of every meal, they bite into a grain of sand so they get that " !?! " feeling.
    via u/Dralas64
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    Font - PMyourTastefulNudes · 2h They will always be 7 cents short of what they need to purchase things and have to ask nearby people for it.
    via u/PMyourTastefulNudes
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    Human body - hytarx_23 · 2h A LOUD bug stuck in their bedroom that flies around when they try to sleep. And they can never catch it.
    via u/hytarx_23
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    Font - PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS · 2h I wish them enormous wealth and happiness, because I am my own worst enemy
    via u/PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

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