Security Measures That Make Us Feel Immeasurably Insecure

All people want is a little reassurance that their car won't get broken into, their house will stay locked, and their walls aren't easily scaleable or walk-aroundable. But when one takes a not-my-job style approach to security, one or two crucial elements get lost along the way. In the same vein, here are some safety failures that OSHA would disapprove of.

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