Weirdest Things People's Roommates Ever Did

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mattstaff
Sep 14, 2021 11:00 AM EDT

Unfortunately, far too many of us have found ourselves muddling through the harrowing predicament that is the realization that you're living under the same roof as a bit of a far out lunatic. Of course, sometimes the lunacy can be completely harmless, and more uncomfortable than anything else. Take that one person's roommate who would surprise attack them with a unicorn head around the place. Totally harmless fun, right? 

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  • 01
    Rectangle - jimmy fallon @jimmyfallon My friend had a roommate freshman year who only ate chicken nuggets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Everyone called him Nugget. He's a doctor now. #MyWeirdRoommate
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    Rectangle - Carrie Scott @foreverizzy2 Replying to @jimmyfallon I lived with an old lady my first year of university at a recommended off campus housing. One day I came home and she'd made premium filet mignon. I thought she was going to have an incredible meal. e She pureed it for her dog! #MyWeirdRoommate
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    Rectangle - Michelle @BelleofBabble Replying to @jimmyfallon I had a roommate once tell me “You know, most people wake up when someone is watching them sleep. But you don't." #MyWeirdRoommate
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    Rectangle - cait @caitlincarrickm Replying to @jimmyfallon one of my roommates freshman year i saw maybe three times the entire year... one of these times was her aggressively shaking me awake from a nap cos she thought i died #MyWeirdRoommate @FallonTonight
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    Rectangle - Davin Davis @DavinPants Replying to @jimmyfallon Moved in with this dude in college. Noticed he has a huge horror movie collection. When I asked, "You a horror movie fan?" He replied, “Nope. Just taking notes." #MyWeirdRoommate
    via @jimmyfallon
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    Font - Grape Jin & Tonic7 @GrapeJin_Tonic Replying to @jimmyfallon #MyWeirdRoommate one of my 3 roommates sophomore year of college would come to the living room every night at 8, turn off the TV (even while watching), close our laptops, and start reading us a children's bedtime story before trying to "get us to bed on time for class tomorrow"
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    Rectangle - zoex @lckcvmj Replying to @jimmyfallon One of my roommates woke me up at 8 am, by calling me twice, and then knocking on my door only to kill a bug in her room. It was a ladybug... #MyWeirdRoommate
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    Rectangle - Nick G @The_Real_Nick_G Replying to @jimmyfallon My barracks roommate was a helicopter crew chief in the military. Every night I would walk in to him doing yoga in his flight helmet, listening to Classical Music. #MyWeirdRoommate
    via @jimmyfallon
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    Rectangle - Brian Crider @briancrider Replying to @jimmyfallon My freshman dorm had an electrical short above the sink inside the mirror's light. My roommate would hold both the faucet and the mirror at the same time to shock himself awake for the day. #MyWeirdRoommate
    via @jimmyfallon
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    Font - Save Bandit! * @YazMeanSaid Replying to @jimmyfallon I woke up to my roommate reading bible verses over me because she had heard me whispering in "tongues" the night before. I was in bed talking to my family in my native language and didn't want to disturb her sleep. #MyWeirdRoommate
    via @jimmyfallon
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    Rectangle - States Norman Nichols @normanmsu96 Replying to @jimmyfallon Circa 1995 a discussion of the first Jurassic Park movie animation. "They look so real". Roommate “Aren't they real?" Awkward silence #MyWeirdRoommate
    via @jimmyfallon
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    Rectangle - Paul @pauldoc_ Replying to @jimmyfallon #MyWeirdRoommate wants me to stop calling her that in front of her family. Well we HAVE been married for 5 years.
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    Rectangle - Shanna @ShanNash77 Replying to @jimmyfallon I had a roommate who would always stare at herself in the mirror when she thought I was still asleep and decide how she wanted to smile for the day. She'd talk to herself for pointers. #MyWeirdRoommate
    via @jimmyfallon
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    Font - Chris Zimmerman @cjz87 Replying to @jimmyfallon My roommate and I had the same first name and we sounded alike on the phone. He would answer the phone and have long conversations with my girlfriend and parents and then tell me they said hi afterwards. #MyWeirdRoommate :
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    Rectangle - Sara @sarajanebartel My freshman year roommate FaceTimed her cat Sara every night for a few hours. Oh yeah, my name is also Sara. #MyWeirdRoommate
    via @jimmyfallon
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    Rectangle - Hard 2 Follows @carriesmith1123 Had a roommate who would hide food when she drank. One morning, there was a box of pizza in the dryer. #MyWeirdRoommate
    via @jimmyfallon
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    Rectangle - Erin @etes_97 Replying to @FallonTonight My roommate walked in on me once laying on the bed in a full body banana suit and I don't think she ever fully trusted me ever again. #MyWeirdRoommate #IAmTheWeirdRoommate
    via @jimmyfallon
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    Rectangle - BunnyBuu @kokkieaa @jimmyfallon "It was around 3 a.m. and I walked into the kitchen to find my roomie sitting at the table staring at a frozen chicken she had taken out of the freezer. Turns out she was sleepwalking and didn't remember any of it. #MyWeirdRoommate
    via @jimmyfallon
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    Liquid - Krista Flugstad @KristaFlugstad Replying to @jimmyfallon #MyWeirdRoommate had a unicorn mask that we called Bertha, and she constantly hid it around the house just to scare me. I once screamed in the middle of the night because I found it under my pillow. And yes, she still has Bertha. 00% Juice APPLE
    via @jimmyfallon
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    Rectangle - john horn jr @johnhornjr rO WT MAKI SPT TA ACKASS Replying to @jimmyfallon #MyWeirdRoommate I had a roommate who drank most of the pickle juice from the jar which still had the pickles in it
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    Font - Judd Watson @tatooine_native Replying to @jimmyfallon I once had a roommate that would wear multiple shirts at the same time in order to look stronger. He would always deny when he was wearing tons of layers-even when he was wearing collared dress shirts #MyWeirdRoommate
    via @jimmyfallon

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