Coworker Gets Lunch Stolen, Gets To Watch Security Footage, Drama Ensues

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mattstaff
Sep 21, 2021 12:00 PM EDT

This story from Twitter user @zak_toscani has all the ingredients necessary for an emotional rollercoaster. Basically, what occurs is someone gets their special shrimp fried rice lunch stolen a mere 30 minutes after throwing it in the fridge, and then the security footage is busted out. The thing about the development with the security footage is that the actual coworker who ends up being revealed as the lunch thief doesn't seem like they care at all about it. Like, to the point that it's unsettling. All in all though, quite the entertaining little read. 

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    Font - Font - Zak Toscani @zaktoscani Co-worker got his lunch stolen and they've agreed to let him watch the security camera tape. This is the most excited I've ever been at any job ever. Ever.
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    Font - Font - Zak Toscani @zaktoscani 23h The lunch in question was shrimp fried rice which means this escalates from a misdemeanor to felony no doubt Q 27 271,028 O 12K Zak Toscani @zaktoscani· 22h Case facts: Lunch was in fridge for less than an hour before it vanished. No shrimp smell remnants in the microwave or kitchen area. This was a professional hit no doubt Q 15 27696 ♡ 7,507 Zak Toscani @zaktoscani· 22h He's back. He watched the tape. He knows who did it. HOLY O 14 27533 O 6,147
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    Font - Font - Zak Toscani @zaktoscani 22h So the man who's lunch was stolen sits across from me. The person who stole his lunch sits RIGHT NEXT TO ME! She left for the day before the investigation started Q 16 27666 6,851 Zak Toscani @zaktoscani· 22h According to the video, this psychopath DIDNT EVEN EAT THE FOOD. She took it out of the fridge and threw and buried it in the trash 82 27776 ♡ 7,469
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    Font - Font - Zak Toscani @zaktoscani · 22h Her motives remain completely unknown. In lieu of what he saw on the tape he has decided to not to press the matter anymore. I can't say I blame him. We don't know what this women's fully capable of
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    Font - Font - Zak Toscani @zaktoscani 3h Points to clarify: he bought the shrimp fried rice around 11:30am (carry out) and put it in the fridge to chill until he takes lunch at noon. So she had exactly a 30min window of time to do what she did. There was no intention of microwaving the food 31 27444 O 5,160 Zak Toscani @zaktoscani · 3h Update: Ok so when dude watched the video with HR they asked "what do you want to do about it?" he told them he was solely interested in who did it and that he di
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    Font - Font - Zak Toscani @zaktoscani 3h After charges were dropped, HR sent a company wide email about not stealing people's lunches. She is scheduled to arrive at work in 20min. My blood is on O 67 27761 ♡ 11K Zak Toscani @zaktoscani· 2h She has walked into the room. And the room is dead silent. Dead silent yet there is a palpable explosive energy pulsing through everyone but her Q 24 L7 565 O 7,673
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    Font - Smile - Zak Toscani @zaktoscani 2h From the moment she walked in, I've just been staring at her. Watched her open her email and now she clicked on the strap in - here we go! HR email! Holy
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    Font - Font - Zak Toscani @zaktoscani 2h I can't move. I simply cannot move, anything could happen right now 17 27 382 ♡ 5,885 Zak Toscani @zaktoscani· 2h !!!! After seeing the HR email she says out loud "woah. Someone stole a lunch? Who would do something like that?" !!! I may have to run out of this room 68 27863 11.4K
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    Font - Font - Zak Toscani @zaktoscani · 2h After she said that, shrimp guy responds "well yea it's not ok to throw someone's food away" we're all about to start screaming O 38 27576 ♡ 8,104
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    Font - Font - Zak Toscani @zaktoscani 2h This about to get crazier. After he says that she goes "oh it was your lunch?" BEAT she continues "well why would you go to HR about that?!" O 68 27502 O 5,886 Zak Toscani @zaktoscani· 2h She has simultaneously denied her involvement AND called the guy who saved her job a snitch!!!!!!!!!
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    Font - Font - Zak Toscani @zaktoscani · 2h Dude just sighed and went back to work after she said what she said. She looks frightwningly calm 159 27362 O 4,933
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    Font - Recipe - Zak Toscani @zaktoscani · 2h I'll keep updating if anything else occurs but all I can say is that EVERYONE in the office from the janitor to the founder knows what she did. She now carries an invisible scarlet letter O 511 27669 ♡ 12.4K
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    Font - Organism - Zak Toscani @zaktoscani · 1h This is real. This is happening. We know who did it but we don't know why. It's a post production company so we're in fact open today. She's been sitting 3ft from me this whole time 495 27338 O 6,202 Zak Toscani @zaktoscani · 1h Unbeknownst to the guy and the woman, I just ordered 3 shrimp fried rice plates for lunch and will be hand delivering them
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    Font - Jaw - Zak Toscani @zaktoscani 31m She took the fried rice from me with a big smile on her face. She's eating it and loving it. This is utter ruthlessness 315 27 201 ♡ 3,426 Zak Toscani @zaktoscani · 18m "I LOVE shrimp fried rice" - the thief 366 27 235 ♡ 3,060
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