Buying and selling can be a complicated business. A great ad is all about telling a story, but you've got to get the right information in it. From the long forgotten back pages of the local newspaper to the wilderness of Craigslist, few places tell us a tale of obscure interests, lives and loves like classified ads. There's a lot of jokers and weirdos out there, and these places seem to be what brings them out the cracks. If these ads tell us anything, it's that not everyone out there is a born advertiser.