I Can Has Cheezburger?

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    Font - shittycryptids a teleporting cat. It's just a regular housecat, but it appears in random places when you could have sworn you just saw it somewhere else defectivegembrain that's just a cat axmxz literally any cat

    No, we love it that everyone just ganged up on this person. We would have too, let's be real. It is far too obvious that the person who wrote the original post has no idea what it's like to live with cats. One moment, they are sitting next to you on the couch, the next, they are chirping at some bug from the top shelf in your bedroom. All cats teleport. That's fact. 

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    Font - kirstenlouisemcduffie: my dad had a skype interview today so he was sitting in the living room looking all professional in his suit and tie and everything while he's talking to the people who are interviewing him. and OF COURSE my cat decided that she NEEDED to speak at that moment so she just starts meowing left and right and talking crazy talk to the point where the interviewers just start laughing because she just will NOT shut up. so my dad just kind of sighs, looks at the camera, and

    Is that a thing with anyone else's cat? Because our two cats do something similar. Whenever we start talking to someone on Zoom, they immediately start replying back. If there's a meeting coming up, we move them to the other room, can't even risk it, because if we don't move them, a whole conversation will unfold between us, them and the person on zoom. 

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    Font - ambientself Follow ough anomalous-heretic Follow ough cavern-of-remembrance Follow ough doggirlhen Follow ough juju-burger Follow ough watery-trash-dragon Follow Miah You died! Score: 408 Fespaun Title screen 56,874 notes
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    Product - booknutty if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be solemn-things Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once. booknutty catastrophically loud Source: postshrub 452,296 notes A
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    Font - ironmanstan peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka ironmanstan peter: *drops his backpack on the floor* concrete: *cracks* tony, whispering: what the fuck. ironmanstan tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like- peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes tony:?????? ironmanstan thor: what is th
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    Food - srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE'S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE
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    Font - egberts One of my favorite thing l've learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you're banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him
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    Font - blxxdfae the other day at target i saw a dog collar on sale for $0.75 and i was like "sweet lets get it for barkimedes" and then my mom got all angry b/c "it's too bright! it looks too girly! we have a boy dog" like can u stop forcing gender roles on my small dog. barkimedes does not care about the color of his collar. furiouslyfeminist you named your dog barkimedes
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    Font - paintedspectres: cannibals-insomnia: I'm putting my cat on a vegan diet. "how could you do that! that's animal abuse" No it's not. a vegan- only diet is actually very healthy for them. "cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat" I know. that's why it's a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find. I got really angry for a minute then died of laughter.
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    Font - sneakyfeets my wife's so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is: me, holding up my cat: stinky wife: no! don't be mean!!! me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man wife: No!!!!!! my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat wife, distraught: NOO00!!!!!!!!!
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    Font - prokopetz Follow You wouldn't think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It's like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face. calloutnevvegas Follow For everyone in the comments asking how flamingos are extremophiles: Flamingos can survive in low oxygen, high altitude, high temperatures, low temperatures, high alkaline, they can and will drink
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    Rectangle - garretsc garretsc garretsc Family member: 'Hey remember when you did something normal for a child to do but are still embarrassed about? Me: Just kill me instead please' garretsc If I ever was able to time travel one time, l'd stop 4 year old me from crying when my cat was sitting on my favourite couch. 1 note
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    Font - how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could. now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happ

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