People's Best Sophisticated Insults

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mattstaff
Oct 8, 2021 6:00 PM EDT

We definitely have a deep appreciation for the rare insults here. The comments sections and social media feeds have long since hosted fine displays of banter, and people generally getting into it over the most trivial of matters. With that being said, it's always nice to see someone go above and beyond with the insults that they choose to dispense. This fun AskReddit thread has people dishing out their most polished sophisticated insults. You might end up adding some of these to your arsenal. 

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  • 01
    Font - alanesmizi • 2d I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you G Reply 1 22 3
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    Rectangle - Spellfire77 · 2d We see the same sky but don't have the same horizon. G Reply 4 101 3
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    Font - F8D_ · 2d You're not that guy pal, you're not that guy O G Reply ↑ 64 3 +
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    Rectangle - Emmy_C484 · 1d Whenever you open your mouth, you lower the intelligence of the entire room. G Reply ...
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    Rectangle - TheRealOgMark · 2d Please receive, sir, my most sincere indifference. G Reply 475 3 |+
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    Rectangle - Linaii_Saye · 2d 3 1 Award "I sincerely appreciate how well you deal with your inadequacy." 6 Reply 4 223 ...
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    Font - Extension_Ad1692 · 2d I envy the people that do not know you. G Reply 4 1.2k 3 ...
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    Font - TheRealDaisyPusher · 2d I'd like to help you out. The door is behind you. G Reply 4 63 3 + ...
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    Font - scarlet_speedster985 · 2d I would engage you in a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed. É 6 Reply ↑ 70 3 +
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    Font - MrRotty · 2d I have been called worse by better people! G Reply 218 ...
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    Rectangle - RearEchelon • 1d I do desire we may become better strangers. G Reply 4 33 3 +
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    Font - md124608 · 2d "Don't flaunt your ignorance." G Reply 4 25 3 ...
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    Rectangle - Gravalpea · 2d 1 Award Car Talk said it best: "Unencumbered by the thought process" + G Reply 4 3.9k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - alina_Black · 2d 1 Award When offered advice or an opinion: "I'll give that the consideration it deserves" G Reply 192 3 ...
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    Rectangle - Evan086 · 2d 3 2 Awards "I'm finding it hard to underestimate you" 5 Reply 1 3.2k ...
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    Font - DGSolar · 2d How fortunate for you that breathing is involuntary. G Reply & 1.4k 3 ...
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    Font - gazm2k5 · 2d I hope your day is as pleasant as you are. G Reply 4 1.5k 3 +
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    Font - TheRealDaisyPusher · 2d Please speak your mind... we could use the silence.. G Reply 4 1.8k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - Kentuckymutt · 2d The room certainly brightens up when you leave G Reply 80 3
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    Smile - SassyAssAhsoka · 2d I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. G Reply 1 46 3 ...
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    Rectangle - Dragonwulf · 2d 1 Award If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd have change coming G Reply 4 1k 3 ...
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