As someone who has retired from getting into arguments with total strangers in the comment section of an estranged relative's Facebook post, I know how hard it is to resist the temptation to roast someone's garbage take, especially in the age of Twitter. Luckily, there are plenty of witty people online who regularly drop clever comebacks on anyone who deserves to be burned. I get to live vicariously through the insult poetry of others while saving myself the time I would have wasted engaging in petty internet fights. It's a win win! If you get a kick out of seeing dumb comments and terrible takes get slaughtered by a single cunning remark, we've got a bunch of amusing examples of people getting owned on the internet.