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31 Church Signs That'll Restore Your Faith In Making It Through a Hungover Sunday

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    Signage - FAITH FELLOWSHIP PHONE S08-278-0300 SERVICE 9:30 AM WEDNESDAY 7:00 PM THE STRUGGLE IS REAL BUT SO GOD IS A Foursquare Chrch
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    Snow - KNOX PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH t IF YOU ARE PRAYING FOR SNOW PLEASE STOP SUNDAY SERVICE 11:00AM
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    Text - truegrace CHURCH IF ATTACKED BY A MOB OF CLOWNS... GO FOR THE JUGGLER
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    Text - COTUIT FEDERATED CHURCH REV ANGELA MENKE BALLOU SUNDAY WORSHIP 10AM BEST COMEBACKS EVER 1 JESUS RESURRECTION 2 SUPER BOWL 51
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    Motor vehicle - 286 Fairfax Co Pkwy GENESIS 3. TEEN AGER VERSION AND GOO SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT AND IT WAS LIT.
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    Text - ST. JAMES LUTHERAN HE WHO FARTS IN CHURCH SITS IN HIS OWN PEW SUNDAY 930
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    Text - Freedom Fellowship Church REV. BOB NEAL PASTOR GOD ANSWER'S KNEE-MAIL SUNDAY SERVICE 1030AM
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    Text - T JESUS THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD APOSTOLIC FAITH CHURCH Trinitarian SANTA CLAUS NEVER DIED FOR ANYONE
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    Property - FAITH BAPTIST CHURCH WORSP SERVICE 1100 AM&00 P WEB. SIBLE STU0 100 P E LINE PASTO SUNDAY SCHOOL 45 AM HATE THIS CHURCH --SATAN DI
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    Sign - RIVER FALLS BAPTIST CHURCH WHAT IS MISSING FROM CH CH UR 2 BLK +
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    Signage - Faith Chapel ASSEMBLES OF GO AG WORSHIPSUN SCH. PASTORS 518-499-1742 10:45AM 9:30AM MIKE LEMERY&BUTCH RACE PHONE GOD'S LASTNAME ISN'T "DAMN "!
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    Sign - BROADVIEW ROAD CHURCH OF CHRIST SUNDAY SERVICE: 10:45am BIBLE CLASS: SUNDAY 9:45am 741-4456 600pm WED 7:00pm COMPARED TO SATAN... VOLDEMORT IS A KITTEN
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    Street sign - Christian Church AT PANAMA CITY GOD SHOWS NO FAVORITISM BUT OUR SIGN GUY DOES- GO CUBS!
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    Text - The Lighthouse LIFE IS CRAY CRAY JESUS IS THE WAY WAY www.LIGHTHOUSESR.ORG (707) 539-2877 88
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    Property - St.Matthewa ENANGELICAL LUTHERAN C IN AMERICA STOP, DROP AND ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL
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    Property - CORNERSTONE CHRISTIAN CHURCH DONT MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE -GOD
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    Text - Northgate Baptist Church GOD. HELP ME TO BE THE PERSON MY DOG THINKS I AM! SUN SCH 9:45: WORSHIP 1IA 7P
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    Landmark - Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church SUNDAY WORSHP ANO CHURCH 5CHOOL 10:30 785-182 RON GARNER PASTOR LIVE SO FULLY THAT WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH WILL PICKET YOUR FUNERAL
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    Sign - ST.JOHN'S ANGLICAN CHURCH JESUS HAD TWO DADS AND HE TURNED OUT JUST FINE! 3428
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    Text - CONCORDIA LUTHERAN CHURCH HIPSTER JESUS LOVED YOU BEFORE YOU WERE COOL CONTEMPORARY SAT. 6:00 PM WORSHIP SUN. 9:00 AM, TUE 7:00PM
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    Text - Lake George Bible Church welcomes you WHOEVER IS PRAYING FOR RAIN CAN STOP Worship 0:45 748-9082
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    Property - FAUBION United Methodist Church WAL-MART ISN'T THE ONLY SAVING PLACE Sun School 9.30 Sun Worship 10:45 FaubionUMC.com 436-1882
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    Nature reserve - FIRST REFORMED CHURCHF BETHLEHEM KEEP USING MY NAME IN VAIN ILL MAKE RUSH HOUR LONGER -GOD 7 6 3 kaUNDED
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    Font - WELSH CHURCH 9329 5139 IF HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF UTIONS CENTF 8. Servers & Printe u 1300 133 1 I'M SO GETTING A DINOSAUR ! www.melbournewelshchurch.org
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    Nature reserve - Riverside BAPTIST CHUR GOD EXPECTS SPIRITUAL FRUIT NOT RELIGIOUS NUTS
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    House - WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS IS FORGIVEN HERE
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    Signage - GOOD SHEPHERD UNITED METHODI ST CHURCH EXPERTS MADE THE TITANIC AMATEURS MADE THE ARK SUNDAY WORSHIP 10:00AM SUNDAY SCH0OL 9:00AM
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    Sign - The House of Prayer and Refuge Wednesday Bible Study 7:00pm Friday Joy Night 7:00pm Sunday Night 6:00pm Mondey Prayer 6:00pm Sunday School 10:30am Noon Service 12:00pm DONT LET JESUS CATCH YOU RIDING DIRTY Pastor Jo Ann Harris FUGLY.COM
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    Motor vehicle - EL DORA SAVINGS BA FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH PH. 872-2261 WORSHIP 10:00AM DO NOT CRITICIZE YOUR WIFE'S JUDGEMENT- SEE WHOM SHE MARRIED
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    Lawn - WISH NOAH HAD SWATTED THOSE TWO MOSQUITOES
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    Snow - Rebeemer Lutheran church of STAYING IN BED SCREAMING OH GOD' DOES NOT CONSTITUTE GOING TO CHURCH
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