18 Dad Tweets That Sent Us Laughing Over The Edge

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LiterallyLily17
Oct 20, 2021 11:00 AM EDT

Funny fathers make the world go 'round. These dads have us slapping our knees from laughing. They are providing solid hoots that we need to carry us through the day. Dads, thanks for bringing us your best cringy and corny humor. At Cheezcake, we like to honor the brave ones out there that get stabbed by cutlery on the daily. This is an ode to the ones who pack lunches and break-up punches. We are honoring these dads in the only way we can, by dedicating a weekly listicle to their clever tweets. So to the fathers of Twitter, we thank you for your service.



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  • 01
    Dad jokes that are a hoot and a half - Product - The Dad BriefsTM @SladeWentworth 20% of parenting is just washing cups. 5:22 PM · Oct 6, 2021 i 643 37 1 Share this Tweet Tweet your reply
    via @sladewentworth
  • 02
    Dad jokes that are a hoot and a half - Font - Village Person @SvnSxty Kid: *excitedly* I made you a cookie Me: *taking a bite* mmm so good Kid: those look like chocolate chips right? Me: *gagging* they sure do 10:28 PM · Oct 6, 2021 i 493 O 12 1 Share this Tweet
    via @svnsxty
  • 03
    Dad jokes that are a hoot and a half - Font - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids talking at bedtime are like the marketing emails which you've unsubscribed to multiple times 4:39 AM · Sep 28, 2021 i 650 O 22 1 Share this Tweet
    via @Chhapiness
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    Dad jokes that are a hoot and a half - Font - Crockett @CrockettForReal I ate the last Hot Pocket and left the empty box in the freezer. I think it's time my kids learn how that shit feels 4:00 PM · Sep 29, 2021 3.3K 9 69 1 Share this Tweet Tweet your reply
    via @crockettforreal
  • 05
    Dad jokes that are a hoot and a half - Organism - Simon Holland @simoncholland Got to my daughter's elementary school an hour early so I could be 12th in line for pickup. 8:18 PM · Sep 30, 2021 1.4K O 53 1, Share this Tweet
    via @simoncholland
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    Dad jokes that are a hoot and a half - Font - James Breakwell, Exploding Unic @XplodingUnicorn 7-year-old: *intently builds something out of Legos* Me: What are you making? 7: The Legos haven't told me yet. 9:27 PM · Sep 25, 2021 i 4.2K 9 39 1, Share this Tweet
    via @xplodingunicorn
  • 07
    Dad jokes that are a hoot and a half - Organism - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law Overheard my daughter's friend on FaceTime telling her Dad to please stop singing because he's embarrassing her so obviously I did what any Dad would do and finished the chorus for him. 3:01 PM · Sep 30, 2021 i 1.5K 52 1, Share this Tweet
    via @dad_at_law
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    Dad jokes that are a hoot and a half - Organism - Crockett @CrockettForReal A Tinder style app that helps parents find other parents to drink with 5:10 PM · Sep 14, 2021 i 1K 72 1 Share this Tweet Tweet your reply
    via @crockettforreal
  • 09
    Dad jokes that are a hoot and a half - Font - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal son: can I have your phone? me: no son: can I have your phone? me: no son: can I have your phone? me: no son: can I have your phone? me: WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT?!? son: I want to look up what it sounds like when a giraffe farts me: why didn't you lead with that? have a seat. 7:55 PM · Sep 30, 2021 917 17 1, Share this Tweet
    via @henpeckedhal
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    Dad jokes that are a hoot and a half - Font - Simon Holland @simoncholland OMG I hope no one finds out I have a family. -Teenagers
    via @simoncholland
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    Dad jokes that are a hoot and a half - Font - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My son on why Caleb is his best friend at kindergarten: "He doesn't really speak English, so we can skip all the talking and just get right to the karate." 10:07 PM · Oct 1, 2021 5.1K O 52 1, Share this Tweet Tweet your reply
    via @henpeckedhal
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    Dad jokes that are a hoot and a half - Screenshot - Dad Named Matt @mahnamematt My daughter would unplug my life support to plug in her iPod. 5:39 AM · Oct 5, 2021 1.3K 56 1, Share this Tweet Tweet your reply
    via @mahnamematt
  • 13
    Dad jokes that are a hoot and a half - Font - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy Schools sure have improved since I was a kid. My 4 year old has only been going 3 weeks and he "already knows everything" and apparently doesn't need to go anymore 3:57 PM · Sep 28, 2021 450 ♡ 12 1, Share this Tweet Tweet your reply
    via @threetimedaddy
  • 14
    Dad jokes that are a hoot and a half - Font - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Son [texting]: Hey dad Me: STOP TEXTING ME FROM SCHOOL YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION Son: okay but a new James Bond trailer just came out Me: omg send me the link 1:46 PM · Oct 6, 2021 212 O 3 ↑ Share this Tweet
    via @rodlacroix
  • 15
    Dad jokes that are a hoot and a half - Font - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut My 5-year-old: Grandma is so nice! Me: [mutters] maybe to you. 3:30 PM · Sep 16, 2021 ♡ 426 O 12 1 Share this Tweet Tweet your reply
    via @homewithpeanut
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    Dad jokes that are a hoot and a half - Font - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking at midnight 6 went through the dark house quietly to not wake his brothers, traveled up the stairs softly, entered our room as quiet as a mouse, got right up to the side of our bed and at volume 300 scream and cried that an alarm was going off in his bedroom. i almost died. 2:55 PM · Sep 28, 2021 538 32 1 Share this Tweet Tweet your reply
    via @dadmann_walking
  • 17
    Dad jokes that are a hoot and a half - Font - Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad My 4yo walked up to me and stabbed me with a fork. I didn't realize we'd play using prison rules today.
    via @Kevinthedad
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    via @threetimedaddy

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