Real Women Share Fragrant Scents They Wished Men Smelled Like

Women go crazy for the smell of a beautifully scented man. But just what mysterious alchemy makes the ultimate sexy male scent? I happen to live and work with a lot of women and gathered anecdotal data on this subject. Cologne companies probably have the largest database of consumer scent preferences in the world. But I have my contact list which is just as concise. The bottom line with fragrance is that it is designed to attract a mate. And in order to do that, a man needs to prove that he is masculine, powerful, and clean just by scent alone. The following scents vary from sweet to bitter and from weak to strong. Compare and contrast and see where you fall on the smell-o-meter. Let's determine what truly is the best aphrodisiac.

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1
Cinnamon

Mmm, nothing like a man that smells like a cinnamon bun or girly winter drink

Via @seaosnal-vibess
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2
Cigars

Agree to disagree - these only remind me of my Grandpa

Via @lesfineslames
3
'Hard Work'

Smelling like 'Hard Work' could literally mean anything. My colleague says "it's the opposite of Axe Body Spray. "They worked hard to gain this scent." So...sweat?

Via @absolute-drive
4
Choclate Axe Body Spray

The opposite of hard work right here. Ah, the smell of lab-created chocolate and middle school.

Via @chocalteaxe-
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5
Vanilla

Sweet and classic

Via @iced-vanilla-paige
6
Gasoline

Some women love the smell of mechanics and harsh chemicals apparently

Via @vanilla-rose
7
Pine

Fresh pine is to die for. Why do you think we all hang it in our cars as air freshener?

Via @chrispinefan6
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8
Saw Dust

Freshly cut wood = lady boner

Via @dustywood69
9
Lavendar

May seem a little feminine but still a glorious light scent

Via @flowersfinewine
10
Power Tools

The smell of battery powdered metal scraping against wood really does it for some

Via @drillsb4billz
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11
Ralph Lauren: Polo Blue

Another colleague called this scent "delicious." We'll just have to trust her. I wonder what the color blue smells like.

Via @kalendarkris
12
Sea Salt

Sun-kissed salty skin - yes, please.

Via @salty_waters
13
Marijuana

'I Am Weed.' Hey, it did it for Megan Fox.

Via @maryjanemembrane
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14
Sex And Candy

'I smell sex and candy here...' an iconic smell of the 90s

Via @marcysplayground
15
Lemons

When life gives you lemons, rub them all over your bodies, gentlemen.

Via @fruitsandshootx
16
Old Spice

My mom told my dad he needed to start wearing Old Spice. It saved their marriage.

Via @colgonesformen
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17
Cucumber Gin

Notes of dainty British cucumbers for the win

Via @pourmeagin
18
Ground Cumin

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Via @spicesmakenice
19
The Great Outdoors

Aka sweat, dirt, musk, skat. Or maybe just trees.

Via @sandyberg8
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20
Mac And Cheese

Interesting choice... we can't deny the power of yummy mac and cheese. But served on a man's chest?

Via @worldclasskitchen
21
Coffee

Traditional and agreeable. 10/10 would smell.

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Via @suprecoffeeroasters

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