There's one thing that unites most living creatures on this reasonably beautiful planet Earth. It's definitely not religion, language, or genetic makeup. We're talking about food. While seeking sustenance is more of a biological survival need than a hobby, some people are able to mix the two to make that bodily obligation into an experience that's a little more satisfying.
While archaeologists admit that the exact origins of cooking are unknown, we do know that at some point after the discovery of fire, humans began roasting food in its flames. As much as we all like some fire-cooked meat, the tactic was more utilitarian than culinary. Cooking foods makes them more digestible, so it's no wonder the method took off. Fast forward a million years and we're obsessed with elaborate, high stakes cooking shows such as Top Chef and Guy Fieri's Tournament of Champions. The culinary trend of molecular gastronomy has us eating foams and jellies. And we worship celebrity chefs (hello, Gordon Ramsay) as passionately as we do our favorite actors. Things have come a long way since we started eating hunks of charred wooly mammoth.
Because food has become a respected industry, as well as a beloved hobby, it's seeped into most areas of culture. There are still-lives of carefully arranged fruit in nearly every fine arts museum. Gluttony is featured in many a film (La Grande Bouffe is a favorite) - and then, so are eating disorders. The dishes we eat (and the act of cooking them) have even infiltrated meme culture, resulting in memes in praise - and protest - of almost any cuisine under the sun. For every meme that celebrates the perfect pizza, there's another with a cursed combination of toppings. Some food memes have their own sort of celebrity. Who knew that spilling beans in a movie theater would lead to meme ubiquity? Whether a meme is about a cursed glizzy or Thanksgiving dinner, it's the topic of food that makes it valuable to almost any internet user. So, basically, these food memes (ranging from unappetizing to relatable) belong to everyone.
Hopefully they've been on the Purell tip.
Maybe that childhood hand grime took this "dish" to the next level.
Do I taste a hint of paprika in there?
This person woke up and chose violence
The "z" stands for zesty.
That sugar water had kids bouncing of the damn walls.
You were definitely privileged if you brought Lunchables to school.
A weeaboo's perfect date? Ramen, anime, and a cuddle sesh with the waifu body pillow.
None of these options are as toxic as the Dick Cheney forehead ice cream.
This had better be a troll
Blue food is supposed to be good for you, right?
Got to start them on the spicy stuff young.
I mean, these cakes are next level.
They're not that terrible for you, just watch those sodium levels.
Has science finally gone too far?
But we're no sure if we'd want to eat this…project.
Double the doctor avoidance powers.
These balls are getting pretty old.
Take pity on their neglected and rejected souls
The smell of rotting kale haunts my brain.
Someone needs to tell them that you can buy some real deal cured meats for the same price.
This revolting spread definitely triggers that public school lunch PTSD.
Support small businesses.
There's no way that's a good texture.
Mmm, bean flavor
Don't you dare call this sushi.
It's called Recipe Filter and oh my god, it's saved us so much time. You're welcome.
Time to get totally soaked
We don't make the rules. He does.
This stuff is definitely toxic
It always seems like a good idea. Until it goes out the other end.
Team Grilled all the way
That's one way to lose weight (by vomiting)
This is the product we've all been waiting for
Potatoes are loyal and consistent.
Free garnish (lint)
I'll eat my plate and yours
Don't forget the red pepper flakes
And there's always a blunder
The best fries deserve a name of this caliber.
And they must be punished
How could anyone eat this masterpiece?
These leftovers are not long for this world
Let the happiness commence.
They taste better, too
Gotta have some kind of smear or drizzle. It's the law.
Look how they massacred my boy
This craze has been out of control for a very long time
Just buy a freaking lemon
Wish we could bottle that smell.
Hopefully they're not offended by garlic breath.
And I am desperately sorry for the pain I cause my friends and family when hungry.
Honestly, it's not that bad. Sweet and salty, baby.
I'll eat as much as I want
That's one way to eat dessert and lose weight.
Timing is everything
It's worthy of an extreme punishment
She has the right priorities.
Ice cream is such an amazing vice.
It's good to go with foods that don't shed crumbs.
Totino's for life
"Sharing is caring" got old a long time ago
This is a sin far greater than Hawaiian pizza.
Hey, getting roughage in one's diet is important.
If you buy enough quarter pounders it's like lifting weights
I would be going ham on that spread
You think tomatoes will go to the dark side?
Why can't they make these things easy?
"You are…so beautiful…to me…"
How can we say no to cookies?
Miss me with those numbers
It's almost as though the pot is taunting me.
8 inches doesn't cut it in the pizza department.