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Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!
via U/haileyraue9Most people will probably chuckle from this one or at least crack a small smile. It's wholesome, non-threatening and cute. It's still a cheesy pickup line, but it's a little bit different than all the rest.
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Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-dumbledore you
via U/aliceinwonderlandChances are the majority of people you match with online love Harry Potter — because, well, who doesn't, right? It's our collective generations relatable topic. So you can't go wrong with a funny Harry Potter pun to get the ball rolling. I personally am weak for Weasley content.
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What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.
via U/wallacallaThis is one of those classic dad jokes that will probably work sometimes. As much as people say they don't like dumb dad jokes like these, they really do and you'll definitely get a laugh out of them. I personally like Bo Burnham's joke about being wrong on so many elevator levels. IYKYK.
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Did I tell you I'm writing a book? It's a phone book and it's missing your number
via U/slyguy56This may cause an eye-roll at first but if you're into the vibe, it can be a cute way to snag a quick phone number. This line could work either as an opening line or a closer in the conversation when the time is right.
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Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color here* eyes.
via U/alexandergaskarthfanComedian Bo Burnham also said, " I love your eyes and their blueish, brownish, greenish color."
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Please confirm that you're not one of those people who clap when the plane lands
via U/ladybird8No shame in being thankful you're alive. But if you're someone who feels strongly about the clapping being lame, you can use the line on a fellow non-clapper.
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You look like a hard worker, I have an opening you could fill... (I'm a girl)
via U/hayeheyLove it when women take the lead on the naughtier ones.
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Hey girl, I just shit my pants. Can I get into yours?
via U/993377ffjnaGross but also a classic.
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There's a sale in my room: All clothes are 100% off
via u/avravCheeky.
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Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
via u/wildchild_Cute and tasty.
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Hey girl are you a horse? Cause I want to ride you into battle
via u/literallylily17This is an Irish pick-up line I heard in real life. It lives in my head rent-free.
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Do you have a phone in your back pocket? Because your booty is calling me.
via u/yonitobniThe GIF speaks for itself.
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Are you a sharpie cause you ultra fine?
via u/hahaguyLike what you see? Find more hilarious women's memes and crazy stories on our Instagram @Cheezcake_Humor.
13 Cringe Pick-Up Lines That Actually Worked On People
Pick-up lines can either be sly and impressive or incredibly gross. They usually lean toward the ladder. But these lines were used to actually seduce men and women via dating apps and folks on Reddit verified that they worked. It got them to consider a date, anyway. Basically, the pro-tip for a good pick-up line is to be funny and charming without crossing the line. While people use plenty of pick-up lines that are awkward, confusing, and/or just flat-out inappropriate, they're not supposed to be that way. A pick-up line is supposed to do two things: 1) Intrigue someone enough that they begin to reciprocate your interest and 2) initiate a compelling conversation. Apparently, Harry Potter and sharpie markers are just some of the things that got people feeling a type of way. Keep reading to see the other hot topics.