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Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!
Most people will probably chuckle from this one or at least crack a small smile. It's wholesome, non-threatening and cute. It's still a cheesy pickup line, but it's a little bit different than all the rest.
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Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-dumbledore you
Chances are the majority of people you match with online love Harry Potter — because, well, who doesn't, right? It's our collective generations relatable topic. So you can't go wrong with a funny Harry Potter pun to get the ball rolling. I personally am weak for Weasley content.
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What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.
This is one of those classic dad jokes that will probably work sometimes. As much as people say they don't like dumb dad jokes like these, they really do and you'll definitely get a laugh out of them. I personally like Bo Burnham's joke about being wrong on so many elevator levels. IYKYK.
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Did I tell you I'm writing a book? It's a phone book and it's missing your number
This may cause an eye-roll at first but if you're into the vibe, it can be a cute way to snag a quick phone number. This line could work either as an opening line or a closer in the conversation when the time is right.
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Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color here* eyes.
Comedian Bo Burnham also said, " I love your eyes and their blueish, brownish, greenish color."
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Please confirm that you're not one of those people who clap when the plane lands
No shame in being thankful you're alive. But if you're someone who feels strongly about the clapping being lame, you can use the line on a fellow non-clapper.
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You look like a hard worker, I have an opening you could fill... (I'm a girl)
Love it when women take the lead on the naughtier ones.
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Hey girl, I just shit my pants. Can I get into yours?
Gross but also a classic.
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There's a sale in my room: All clothes are 100% off
Cheeky.
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Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Cute and tasty.
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Hey girl are you a horse? Cause I want to ride you into battle
This is an Irish pick-up line I heard in real life. It lives in my head rent-free.
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Do you have a phone in your back pocket? Because your booty is calling me.
The GIF speaks for itself.
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Are you a sharpie cause you ultra fine?
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