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Another opportunity to look hot in athleisure
We wear athleisure on a daily basis anyway, but how often do we really leave the house in 'em to show off our fire figures? A sports league is a perfect opportunity to leave the house and flaunt what we got. Whether it be yoga pants or athletic shorts, you bet your perky butt your situationship will have his eyes on you the entire practice.
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Hard proof that I’M NoT LiKe OtHer GiRLs
Other girls would be spending their nights partying, meticulously crafting their skincare routines, reading up on their situationship's horoscope, or whatever other girly sh*t other girls do. But you're not afraid to get a little down and dirty and rough it up in the mud with the boys. Because you're not like other girls. You're different. And maybe if your situationship sees just how different you are, he'll finally be ready to DTR. JK, you don't even know if you're ready to DTR yourself. But it's still important to differentiate yourself from the rest of the pack, just in case.
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Feigning interest in his interests
Taking the time to get to know who he is outside of your situationship makes him think that you really care. You're really just there to avoid yet another Chloe Ting workout from hell (not to mention hoping he'll smack your a** like a drum later after seeing you in athleisure), but he doesn't have to know that.
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A healthy way to take out the frustration that stems from our unhealthy inability to commit
In Mean Girls, Regina George ultimately learns to take her pent-up frustration out in lacrosse. Considering both parties involved in the situationship are too immature to have an actual conversation, taking up a sport is the perfect way to release all the tension. Instead of drinking your sorrows away, tone that baddie body and snatch those endorphins. While you're at it, you might as well *accidentally* kick the ball at his balls. Whoops. Maybe a hard hit to the balls is exactly what it takes to initiate that conversation.
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A great outlet to meet other guys when this situationship eventually crashes and burns
Because even the most epic situationships must come to an end (unless one of you musters up the courage for communication), a sports league is a place teeming with eligible bachelors. You're also looking hella good since becoming Sporty Spice, so these dudes will be ripe for the picking. And so, the toxic pattern continues. Thank u, next!
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