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14 Bad Celebrity Tattoos We Can't Believe Are Real

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    Jason Momoa

    Hair

    Jason's left pec shows the signatures of kids in red and black ink. His kids are only 8 and 9 years old. It's a sweet tattoo backstory for sure. But maybe he should have waited for them to be a little older when their signatures are more refined. To each their own! 

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    Machine Gun Kelly

    Forehead - MketsTo Dorunfak

    Machine Gun Kelly is known for having A LOT of tattoos. But none look as painful as the one he recently added on his neck. This red line looks like an incision. He has that permanently sliced look forever. Big ouch. 

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    Zoe Kravitz

    Joint - MISSIOU

    Zoe has a tattoo that says "Mississippi.' The tattoo isteslf is a little blurry now. This is the only thing that constitutes as 'bad' because the meaning is awesome. This tattoo is a tribute to jazz legend Nina Simone's song, "Mississippi Goddamn," which was released in the midst of the Civil Rights Movement and speaks about racial struggles.

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    Miley Cyrus

    Joint - Y olke

    Miley Cyrus is an outspoken fan of Yoko Ono and her late husband, legendary Beatle, John Lennon. So it was pretty cool for Miley to get a handwritten note from Yoko. Some say the handwriting is sloppy making it a bad tattoo. But the gesture is actually very cool. 

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    Ryan Gosling

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    "My tattoo is supposed to be a monster's hand dropping a bloody heart. I did it myself with a tattoo kit so it looks like a cactus." A for effort, Ryan. 

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    Amanda Seyfried

    Footwear - minge

    "It's a term of endearment, and in England it means vagina.' Amanda said this and added that she and her co-stars from Mamma Mia all got matching tats. Minge friendship tattoos, how adorable. Nothing united women more than their minges. 

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    Nicole Richie

    Nose

    Nicole is rocking the word "Virgin" on her wrist. Who on earth would want this word on them forever? Well, Nicole explained that it's not to express that she is a virginal mother Mary. Instead, she said, "I was 16 and thought, I'm a Virgo. I'm going to be different and put virgin because the virgin is a sign for Virgo."

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    Zayn Malik

    Glasses

    Zayn Malik (former member of One Direction) now does his own thing. He's especially on his own now since he and Gigi Hadid are officially over. That will be tough for Zayn to forget since he literally has Gigi's eyes tattooed on his chest. She is always watching...

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    Ariana Grande

    Hand

    In 2019 Ariana Grande got roasted badly after this tattoo mistake. She thought this was the translation for '7 Rings.' However, her Japanese-speaking fans revealed to Ari that what she really got inked were the words 'barbecue grill.' How tasty and embarrassing. To make matters worse, Ariana tried to fix it by adding a character. Now the tattoo translated to 'Japanese BBQ finger.' Big yikes. 

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    Drake

    Shoulder - DRAKKAR NOIR Caylacc hs

    Drake got a tattoo of a Drakkar Noir bottle on his right bicep. The rapper has long been a fan of the fragrance, previously using the name as his Twitter handle before he became more famous. He should get sponsored for life. 

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    Harry Styles

    Human - TAT t stop fill w cusrende

    It's one thing to get misspelled lyrics on your arm, but when you're a famous pop star it's pretty embarrassing. In 2012,18-year-old Harry Styles inked the phrase 'won't stop 'till we surrender' instead of 'won't stop to surrender'. The lyrics are from The Temper Trap's popular song 'Sweet Disposition' and is a lyric that is often misheard. But you'd think you'd double-check before you got it inked, wouldn't you? Come on, Harry.

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    Pete Davidson

    Hair - GOON Josbly 93 9"

    There isn't just one tattoo on Pete to discuss. His whole body is a bit wild and Pete agrees. He has said he regrets some tattoo decisions. He is reportedly removing all 70+ of his tattoos. The"Saturday Night Live" comedian has ink inspired by past relationships and his favorite movies. He also has tattoos for his late father, a firefighter who died in the September 11th attacks.

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    Ed Sheeran

    Skin - insti LADE G

    Ed got this large lion the tat in order to commemorate the time he sold out three shows at Wembley Stadium in London. "I played the biggest venue you can play in England and sold out for three nights," he said. "England's national emblem is a lion. All my tattoos are things that I've done in my career and they're all leading to the middle bit which is the lion, and that's like every part of my career."

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    Zac Efron

    Joint

    Zac Efron has YOLO - 'You Only Live Once' tattooed into his hand. A bold choice, Zac. The term 'yolo' became popular in 2012 thanks to Drake's song 'The Motto.' It seems a bit dated now but the acronym will live forever on Zac. 


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