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21 Times Denny's Tumblr Was Definitely Out of Control

This just in hot off the wire: Denny's isn't drug testing. Or at least these examples of pure ridiculousness hint at such a possibility. Seriously, what's in the water at those establishments these days. Cause whatever it is, I want some. 

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    Mushroom - Imagine how great it would be to own a giant mushroom. Like, probably so great. Look at how happy this girl is. #dennys #mushroom #national mushroom day # (E
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    Bird - We were able to capture this photo of the elusive Banana-Beaked Barbet just seconds before he split. #dennys #banana #bird #beak #barbet #anim
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    Vegetarian food - ww Nate wasn't real excited about harvesting the chili and cheese this season, but his trusty nachoe should make light work of it. #dennys #nachoe #nacho #chili #cheese #far
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    Food - It wasn't until years later that Melissa had realized she'd been trying to eat a single string of spaghetti from a never-ending spaghetti plate for so long that she was now traveling through space and time at an exponentially faster speed, never to see her family again, never to finish her meal. Sad #dennys #spaghetti #spaghet #noodle #space
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    Vegetable - dennys Denny's Have you ever slept in a bed of lettuce? So crisp. So fresh! moviemistress He has a pit stain dennys Dennv actually that's just from the ranch dressing Source: dennys #dennys #ranch
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    Text - server: And how do you like your coffee? corpse: I'd like it with a red, satin interior with a generous amount of padding, oh, and I prefer an oak casing with a nice dark stain, perhaps oil-rubbed bronze handles.... server: ...?? corpse: oh, sorry. I thought you said coffin. #dennys #halloween #corpse #coffin #coffee
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    Skin - After a witch cast a spell on Chet, giving him chipples for the rest of his life, he thought he was cursed. Who would love a man with chipples? Well, it turns out a lot of people do. Chet rules now. His chipples are his truest beauty and boy, is he glad that witch chipped up his chest. #dennys #chips #nacho chips #Chet #witch #
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    Parachute - A hot rare balloon? Talk about high steaks! #dennys #hot air balloon #rare #steak #badum
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    Food - "AAAAAHHHHH!! Get out! I'm getting dressed!!" a burger #dennys #naked burger #dress it #the cheese is
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    Text - bittersastielshipper said i hate pancakes CASH ME OUSSIDE, HOWBOW DAH? #dennys #pancakes #cash me ousside 4,141 notes
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    Yellow - Sharon had been shopping for the perfect shoes all day with no luck...until she found this great pair of wedges. #dennys #cheese #wedges #get it? #yeah you 3,135 notes
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    Head - Nice mushroom cap, buddy #dennys #mushroom #cap #lol 2,593 notes
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    Text - enjoydoritos said I fell in love with a dishwasher from Denny's but he broke up with me, explain. we don't recommend falling in love with an appliance 3,294 notes
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    Fish - TS OFFICIAL It was a busy lunch hour and Sandra was taking care of 8 tables. She'd just brought a table their order when, out of the corner of her eye, she saw someone trying to get her attention. It was the fish at table 13. Sandra realized that he hadn't been tended to since she had gotten him a water about 5 minutes ago and he desperately needed a refill. There is nothing worse than a fish out of water. #dennys #fish out of water #hahahahaha #fish
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    Capsule - MTW Don't forget to take your dills #dennys #pills #dills #pickles #lol 5,592 notes
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    Cup - If you're up really late studying for finals, try swapping your contact solution with coffee for quick pick-me-up. #dennys #finals #coffee #enerqy #studying #
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    Junk food - Use ChipStickTM for when you want nachos on the go. #dennys #ChipStickTM #nacho #cheese #on th 3,411 notes
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    Face - Would anyone like a... side of hash burns? #dennys #sideburns #hash browns #sides #like
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    Horse - An English Stud Muffin. #dennys #horse #stud #english muffin #lol 2.969 notes
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    Face - Kylie was mortified when she awoke to find a huge shrimple on her nose. #dennys #shrimp #pimple #shrimple #will Aust
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    Product - I If you always like to be the small spoon then just make your bed the big spoon PROBLEM SOLVED!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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