Work Tweets and Memes To Soak Up Some Of The Dread Of Everyday Life

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    Font - I KEVIN KAVANAGHII @Kevinkavanagho Some customer on the phone was saying i was very helpful and way better than the person he was speaking to yesterday who was also me
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    Font - John Moynes .. @JohnMoynes Rage Against the Machine never specified what type of machine they were furious with but I reckon it was probably a printer.
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    Font - Boss - Do you think you can come in on Saturday? I know you enjoy your weekends but I need you here. Me - Yeah, no problem. I'll probably be late though as public transport on weekends is slow. Boss - What time will you get here? Me - Monday
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    Font - When there is no consequence for poor work ethic, and no reward for good work ethic, there is no motivation.
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    Cartoon - When you have been telling management about a problem for weeks and now you're just like
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    Font - How should I respond to my boss who fired me via email and let him know that I'm very disappointed that he did not have the courtesy to do this face-to-face (we work from different states, but always communicate through video calls)? Semi-retired print journalist, law school refugee Answered Mar 23, 2017 Author has 377 answers and 3.8m answer views Dear Boss, Thought you'd want to know someone has apparently hijacked your email account. The hacker just fired me. Obviously a transparent at
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    Font - leo @LeonardCowalski Everyone who works in customer service should legally be allowed to fight one customer a year. 因 1/4/2019 First to Review As a last minute resort Me and my sister went to this subway to get 63 footlong subs for my grandsons Confirmation party and had to wait for over an hour for the subs! Ridiculously long wait and the lady who took my order seemed really annoyed with me. 12:09 AM 08 May 19 from Houston, TX Twitter for
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    Product - Quora a Search for questions, people, and topics I have two employees that usually leave work at 6 pm. They are good, but I don't like that their commitment lasts for work hours only. What should I do as a CEO? 100+ Answers 542 79 Comments · 87 Shares O Like Comment Share You should copy and paste this complaint into a table in Microsoft Word 2007, print it double-sided in landscape mode, fold it in half eight times, soak it in olive oil, and shove it up your a.
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    Font - Patrick @PatJD EVERY COMPANY: We'd like to promote mental health in the workplace. EMPLOYEES: How about hiring more people so we feel less pressured & increase our pay so we can keep up with the spiraling cost of living so we're not so stressed out. EVERY COMPANY: No not like that. Try Yoga.
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    Font - Olivia Nuzzi @Olivianuzzi I'm sorry I haven't replied to your email but I glanced at it, vowed to deal with it later, and now the very thought of even opening it fills me with crippling dread.
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    Font - Kiki @QueeeenKeeks Working in customer service really makes you wonder who tf raised all of these rude a entitled, mannerless реople.
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    Font - lydia juliet @CashLydia I just saw a job require 15+ years in social media experience?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!! So like they want to hire Tom from Myspace!??!
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    Font - OLONI BABY ... @Oloni Thate when ppl email back too quickly. i just ticked that off my todo list, now i gotta add this to the list again
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    Water - When the boss is coming and you need to pretend you're doing something
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    Font - Lucy Hunt @lucy_hunt The best email signature l've ever seen: "It is normal for me to take 2 days to read my emails and 2 more days to reflect on the matter and respond calmly. The culture of immediacy and the constant fragmentation of time are not very compatible with the kind of life I lead."
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    Hairstyle - When you're on your 10th "damn that's crazy" and your coworker won't stop talking
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    Wheel - What you hope to see every morning when you pull up to the office. @StupidResumes

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