Ignorant Guy Called Out By Waitress After 'Forgetting' To Tip On First Date

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    Font - I messaged Paul soon after we matched on Bumble because I can never quite seem to resist a blonde, herculean gentleman complete with a burly beard and an Adonis-like figure. Clearly, I have a type. Soon after he invited me to dinner at a swanky new restaurant.
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    Font - When I arrived at the restaurant Paul was patiently waiting for me near the hostess stand, and I was pleased to discover that his appearance had exceeded my expectations.
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    Font - Though Paul seemed to be a lovely human being (especially to look at), I didn't sense that there was much going on between his ears as we began discussing the movies that we had recently viewed.
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    Font - For real though, he didn't even know who Richard f*cking Nixon WAS.
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    Font - Immediately after we exited the restaurant to get into a taxi our waitress came running after us shouting Paul's name with the billfold in hand. Paul seemed to scurry into the cab, but thinking he forgot his credit card or to sign the bill, I waited outside the car to see what the fuss was about.
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    Font - The waitress looked rather perturbed as she held up the credit card receipt and leaned into the car to speak to Paul.
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    Font - "You know Sir, I am very sorry that you weren't satisfied with the table you were given but if you were that upset about it you could have asked the hostess to be moved. I do not have any say on where people are seated in the restaurant so punishing me for it just isn't fair. hope you have a wonderful evening."
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    Font - She handed me the credit card receipt and indignantly marched back to work.
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    Font - On the line where the tip should have been there was a big fat '0' and next to it Paul had written, "Service was great but we had the worst table in the house!"
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    Font - ...With a smiley face.
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    Font - I ran back to the restaurant and handed the waitress $30 in cash.
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    Font - I went back outside and told Paul I going to head home. He anxiously tried to accompany me back to my apartment but I declined as it goes against every fiber of my being to sleep with guys who are bad tippers. was
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    Font - Hey, Paul. If you can't give your server a tip, you can't give me the tip.

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