25 Memes for Couples Conquering Toddler Trials and Tribulations (October 30, 2023)

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    Clothing - That moment when your toddler finally s in the potty, and you need to be over-the-top with positive reinforcement
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    Cat - Me: Don't do it... My toddler:
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    Sleeve - A toddler watching an entire bookshelf tilt towards them
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    Forehead - Me: Why do you carry around a bag of mismatched toys, random puzzle pieces, and broken crayons? My Toddler: You wouldn't get it
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    Hair - When you're trying to get your toddler's legs into a one-piece pajama BEND THE KNEE
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    Liquid - Me: *Accidentally lets a swear word slip* My toddler: A new core memory!
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    Human - my kid the second she turned two I CAN DO IT MYSELF A HOLE
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    Forehead - Me at home with a toddler, at least once every day I don't want to do this anymore.
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    Forehead - *hands toddler the wrong colored cup Toddler: Oh, is that what we're gonna do today, we're gonna fight?
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    Facial expression - Toddler: *sees anything on the floor* Toddler: delicious Finally, some good fing food
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    Head - Listening to my kid spouting off 300 words a minute 4 minutes after I've woken up
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    Cheek - Me to my vacuum when it goes over some goldfish cracker crumbs momsconfession Oh, yeah, right there!
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    Forehead - when I've tried reasoning with my toddler and am all out of patience YOU ARE MENTAL, BRO!
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    Font - Graham Currin @graham_currin I don't have a favorite child. They're like my arms. I need them both. But for one of them I have to reeeally think to get it to do what I want.
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    Font - HOW TO BE A DAD HowToBeADad @HowToBeADad I live in fear of the day my kid asks "Where are all my other drawings?"
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    Font - Not the Nanny @not_thenanny Toddlers get their feelings hurt if you don't let them beat you up. You'll be like, please don't stab my foot with that pencil, and you've ruined their whole day.
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    Chin - Me when my infant is changed, fed, and I'm about to have coffee but they decide top p I guess things were just going too well for me. ATM
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    Jaw - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry God: I've made birds to rule the air, animals to rule the earth, and man ... shall rule over all this. Angels: That's not fair. Who rules man? God: It's gonna be hysterical, I'm calling it a, "toddler."
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    Photograph - When your kid is p sed off but it's cute af *yells *yells adorably*
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    Font - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry : I got my toddler bathed, dressed, and teeth brushed while he actively fought me in case you're looking for a triathlete this morning
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    Font - Dadof2Boys @Dadof2crazyboys My son just turned 3 so we went to his yearly check up and the Doctor asked him what his favorite fruit was and he looked that man dead in his eyes and said cheese.
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    Cartoon - CHECKING MY TODDLERS DIAPER FOR P P NOPE JUST A F RT
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    Font - THERE SHOULD BE AN ENERGY DRINK NAMED 6 AM TODDLER
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    Font - A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.
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    Smile - thedevelopermom @thedevelopermom No one puts in more effort than a toddler who's trying to whisper

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