Funny Tweets To Turn The Tide Of Boredom

Twitter is an interesting land full of thoughtful and interesting sentiments, but we're not interested in that. We want to see people's honest opinions on how many grapes they can fit in their own mouth, and how that will definitely impress a date. For more hysterically weird thoughts of fun strangers, here are some funny tweets to grind boredom into the dirt.

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