Completely Legal But Extra Weird Things That One Can Do

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Eric Lund
Nov 17, 2021 5:00 PM EST

No one can call the cops on you for vacuuming your lawn, so why not go ahead and do it just to freak out the squares? It's not like you wanted to get invited to the neighborhood meetings anyway. As a people, we spend too much time stressing about doing really minute things exactly the right way, but no one really cares if your shirt is buttoned correctly when you're walking around with a glass of water you brought from home. Here are some more real creepy but totally legal things to do.

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    Smile - turbo_dragon - 14h & 27 More Entering an elevator full of people and not turning to face the door
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    Font - Adventurous_Menu_683 · 12h e 3 2 Wearing a wedding gown to someone else's wedding.
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    Font - Inflames811 · 12h One of the politicians in our country bit into a hotdog side ways and in the middle, like a sandwich. It was so weird that it was in the newspapers the next day. Slow news day obv, but made him look like a nutjob.
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    Eye - Bored_Lemon - 14h O 2 e2 walking around in public with a glass of water from home
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    Font - supra025 · 11h 2 3 2 When you just happen to be going to the same place as the car/pedestrian in front of you. It's even creepier when it's a long distance and they look behind them and see you.
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    Font - Extreme_Today_984 - 13h e Eating unwrapped food from inside your pockets 13.4k Reply Share Report Save 8pointfouroz · 12h 2 e This reminds me of a guy who we named nuggets at my old job. He was fairly new and apparently didn't get to eat his lunch completely. So he stuffed chicken nuggets and ketchup packets in his pockets. He would look around, stuff a nugget in his mouth, a little bit of ketchup and then chew really fast lol. I let him finish his nuggets up and then told him it's OK to
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    Facial expression - rafael-a · 14h 2 4@2 3 3 4 Dressing like a penguin and walking on four legs
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    Font - Inflames811 · 12h My boss used to apply his lip balm while making firm eye contact with me at the end of the day. Used to creep me out, and I'm still unsure why he did it like that.
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    Font - gutprof - 13h Standing silently at night along a forest road. 10.3k Reply Share Report Save Agent2Duck · 12h 3 I did that once in the moonlight while taking out trash, I turned off my light and just enjoyed the serene night. Then I hear rustling in the bush and my led light just fl.ing died, it hasn't worked since. but yeah nice night.
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    Font - OnlyIce · 11h 3 2 stop responding midway thru an irl convo, but maintain eye contact
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    Font - capnwinky - 9h e When someone is holding a door open for you when a place has double doors and you just say fk it and take the other door instead.
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    Human body - bigbowlofravioli · 13h Wearing a wedding gown everywhere. And I mean everywhere.
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    Font - lightknight7777 - 12h While shopping, pulling what you want out of other people's carts before they buy them. 9.2k Reply Share Report Save Lucius_Malfoy1953 - 11h Done this by accident because I mistook it for a cart an employee was using to put stuff on the shelf. I saw a whole cart of socks and needed them but they didn't have the type I needed on the shelf... Because an old man was buying them ALL
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    Human body - discoverwithandy · 13h Vacuuming your yard. Great chemical-free way to keep dandelions from spreading.
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    Font - Poob3 · 13h 9 Working out in a suit 8.9k Reply Share Report Save DarwinWillSolveIt · 12h I had a classmate who did phys ed (also) in a suit. He only had suits, about 20 times the very same outfit, including shoes and ties.
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    Gesture - RedditorRedditor261 - 10h @4 3 3 Writing an s from the bottom up
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    Smile - dalv321 - 11h 2 S Casually eating a stick of butter during a business meeting
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    Facial expression - Nipples_of_Destiny · 12h 3 2 Eating a banana with the skin on 6.1k U Reply Share Report Save BIGBOIBENJI5675 - 9h I used to do this in middle school just to ft k with people
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    Facial expression - WiseFool4 - 12h Instead of holding the door open (especially at a restaurant with dual double doors) you close them right after you enter/exit the building.
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    Hair - CrieDeCoeur · 13h Putting your shoes on before the pants.
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    Font - Nowforscd - 13h Flying a kite at night
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    Smile - Sultan_of_Swing92 - 10h Pulling your pants/underwear all the way down to pee at a men's urinal
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    Font - seiryu13 - 12h e Going out to the gym or something and using a hersheys syrup bottle as a waterbottle
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    Human body - WatchingDeath - 13h Putting vinegar on Mac & Cheese. I found out that it curdles the cheese, did it once, never again..
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    Human body - CallumV1694 - 9h Having carpet in your kitchen
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    Font - TrinixDMorrison - 12h Doing yard work at night. 850 Reply Share Report Save rivenn00b · 11h My riding mower has headlights on it and honestly it creeps me out to think of someone mowing at night
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    Font - Kimantha_Allerdings - 8h · edited 8h A manager I once had had been reading a "how to manage people" book, which ended up with hom telling me I was doing a good job, shaking my hand normally, then just standing still for 30 seconds, still holding my hand, in complete silence, staring directly into my eyes. Was supposed to be a reassuring show of dominance or some such si., but it was just weird and creepy.
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    Font - colummbina · 8h Using both hands to put on Chapstick
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    Font - MCSenss · 7h A friend of mine eats the crust of the pizza first. Like he eats the complete pizza crust of the whole pizza and then the "rest". Crazy Bastard
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