Tumblr Thread: The Very Real Cliché Of Bed Scarcity

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Eric Lund
Jan 15, 2022 11:00 AM EST

As much as it sounds like something out of badly written erotica, the concept of "but there's only one bed" is a situation that may of us have found ourselves in. And in the case of one such Tumblr user, a moment of bed scarcity actually led them to a wildly better outcome than sleeping on a couch. For some more moments of Tumblr trying to break down relationships as if they were the plot to the Incredibles, here's the thread on how humans fail miserably at identifying flirting.

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    Organism - tri ở @destixce fanfiction writers be like "i know a place" and then take you to a hotel where the last room available only has one bed Traduzir Tweet 14:34 02/07/2020 Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - leatherleaves I recently started working in hospitality, and l'll tell you guys right now, the trope of "there was only one bed" is not as rare as you'd think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold – there is only one bed, and guess - what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write
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    Organism - i-hate-this-website Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we'd never see eachother again.
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    Font - At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when l'd spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn't made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn't possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.
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    Font - We're dating now, and I genuinely think I'm going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn't been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said "I KNOW."
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    Font - THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE "ONLY ONE BED" EXCUSE. Y'all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
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    Font - N leet911 Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It's full circle really.
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