Funny Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Tabletop Nerds

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    Organism - Rogues when they have sneak attack Rogues in a 1v1 Take all these d6's Sir, please. I use a triangle for damage to the neck, bitch
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    Cartoon - HOW TO MAKE A GRIM DARK GAME JUST LOOK UP REAL WAR CRIMES AND ATROCITIES AND THROW ALL THAT SHIT IN DM imgflip.com
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    Cartoon - Did you just say O took 8 D6 fire damage? 30 No.I said you just took eighty six fire damage. Oh That's much worse. imgflip.com
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    Font - Ryan Scott @Yippie_ki_yeet There's comes a time when writing a fantasy plot in which you must face either coming up with a bunch of silly names for seasons or trying to find some bullshit reason why your made up continent uses the gregorian calendar. 8:03 AM · 05 Nov 21 from Pennsylvania, USA · Twitter for Android
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    Forehead - When you start describing your next action and the DM asks "Do you?" No. I sense l've made amistake of some kind.
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    Outerwear - When you remind the Dm, that an enemy can attack with advantage. Resulting in the death of a Party Member I'm doing my part!
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    Forehead - Party hunts down a werewolf They find and kill terrorizing the town the werewolf The The druid makes the teeth into a weapon druid makes the teeth into a weapon imgflip.com Aww m
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    Jaw - A heavy crossbow deals 1D10 damage. Eldritch blast deals 1D10 damage. A crossbow costs 50gp. Eldritch blast costs some warlocks their soul. Conclusion: Your soul is worth 50$
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    Clothing - WotC Me the Dm and my druid Cats dont have |darkvision in 5e Me the Dm and my Druid Wizard of the coast
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    Clothing - Venture Forth: A D&D Podcast VENTURE V FORTH @ventureforthdnd DM *out of nowhere": Roll a perception check for me Player: I rolled a 6. Why? DM:
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    Clothing - Getting upset that your players cleverly skipped a dungeon that you worked hard on. Being proud of them and secretly knowing that the same dungeon will appear later with minor changes. made with mematic
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    Font - someemochick DungeonGlitch | Matt @DungeonGlitch (he/him) ... Ya'll tired of rolling dice for each session? Just roll a bunch earlier in the week and then put it in the freezer for later. Follow me for more #DnD life hacks. mackelleo #you laugh but this is the divination wizard's primary mechanic
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    Font - Venture Forth: A D&D Podcast VENTURE V FORTH @ventureforthdnd I don't "create characters". I take the deepest fragments of my soul and give them stat blocks.
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    Dog - DM: You face Kyrthi Primeshadow, the strongest Leonin in history, brought back from the 9 Hells as a Relentless Juggernaut. What do you do? Cleric: I ask my deity to return to sender. Cleric's deity casting Banishment Kyrthi Primeshadow Online Community
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    Cartoon - SAVING NEVERWINTER FROMA DEMONIC INVASION APCS Lets go. In and out. 20 minute adventure. THE SAME PCS FIVE YEARS, 3 WARS & 50 WAR CRIMES LATER imgflip.com
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    Organism - When your Party did horrible and awful things to countless of innocent people and then finally meets the BBEĞ Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!
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    Cartoon - The party when l add a little more flair into my descriptions
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    Hair - D&D thank you for changing my life I am literally your imagination
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    Organism - D&D 5e is better than Pathfinder 2e because it's more popular Pathfinder 2e is better than D&D 5e because of the three action system Neither system is inherently better than the other, they both have different strengths and will appeal to different people Pathfinder 2e is better because you cạn make a time-travéling four-legged half-vampire ghost- possesed doll with a gun and juggling skills
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    Microphone - Party: Tell us what you did. Rogue: @big dabwol Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly.
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    Organism - dungeons.and.dragons.memes and dndmemesdaily A simple, tangible and effective way to improve your Bodysnatcher/The Thing/ Doppelganger session or campaign 1. The night after your players discover that there is a creature impersonating humanoids and they all take a long rest, have everyone roll a perception check. Pretend to make a note of it but say nothing further. 2. Next morning, hand each player a note and tell them they are to read the note and then pass it back to you, they cann
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    Cloud - me after taping knives onto the hands of the racoon I found unconsious on the sidewalk Rise, my glorious creation. Rise!
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    Outerwear - Metagaming PC: That monster doesn't have that ability! Me, the DM: I am altering the stat-block. Pray I don't alter it further.
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    Font - greytailzawritesthings I have come to realise that there are only three types of DnD players in regards to dice. Halflings: P'll just borrow dice off my friends Elf: I have 1-3 carefully selected fancy dice sets that I use for everything. Goblins: the shiny math rocks make click-clack sound. Needs the more. All the more.
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    Happy - When the players ask an NPC if they know another NPC The DM: -Well, of course I know him. He's me. -
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    Forehead - The DM can override the rules for a good reason. Rule 0. The rules exist to protect the players from the DM CAPTAIN AMERICA MAY 6, 2016
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    Cartoon - When you're the only lizard folk in a party of humans:
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    Font - DM: I need everyone to make me a dexterity saving throw... LOW, HALF-HEARTED BITCHING] DM: ...At disadvantage because you're all drunk. [LOUD, FULL-HEARTED BITCHING]
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    Hair - LETTING PLAYERS SEDUCE AND MURDERHOBO THEIR WAY THROUGH YOUR HOMEBREW WORLD ADDING HIGHLEVEL NPCSTOPUNISH THEM FOR THAT BEHAVIOR HAVING HIGH LEVEL NPCS SEDUCE AND MURDERHOBO THE PARTY mgiip.com
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    Product - The rest of the party with low HP Are you sure this will work!? Bard pulling 5 cards from the Deck of Many Things Ha ha, I have no idea!
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    Photograph - MONRY TRAIL MIX PRETZE THE PARTY SUFFERING STHE CONSEQUENSES OF THEIR ACTIONS *DM* 5. Look at that thing. Simp 6.49 Nature is beautiful
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    Glasses - Image credit MorobashiWikimedia Gary Gygax's wife was convinced he was having an affair so she followed him to a dimly lit basement and burst into the room only to find him and his friends hunched over hand-drawn maps. Gary would go on to invent the role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons.

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