The Worst (But Really Best) Things To Get For Your Enemy This Christmas

'Tis the season of gift-giving! This can be a stressful time with all of the decision-making, expenses, and never-ending uncomfortable conversations with extended family, but hey that's all the more reason to have a little fun with your gift choices. Sweet and thoughtful gifts are so last year! It's nearly 2022 people! What a fabulous time to gift your enemy a passive-aggressive clothing item to make them feel just a little bit more sh*tty this holiday season. Make yourself the main character, and crush the competition.

Posted by HannahFeinstein

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The Soul Crushing Power Of Neon

Unless you're in an 80s workout video there is no space in anyone's closet for neon. Make your enemy stand out from being out of touch by gifting them an ugly neon outfit. Make sure to have them promise you they'll wear it to that New Year Eve celebration as well!

Via lesmechantes
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Heels Too Small?

Get them their dream heels… but hear me out, 2 sizes too small. Make them suffer for their beauty… wouldn't that bring you joy? Don't forget to forget that gift receipt as well! It's the perfect mix of thoughtful and thought-less.

Via yournextshoes
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Skinny Jeans

No one is scarier than a Gen Z TikToker. If you know anything then you know skinny jeans are considered very out for the new generation. Make your enemy look old and cheugy this Christmas season.

Via lilly-style
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Nothing Quite Like An Itchy Sweater

This is simple. Get them a super cute sweater.. that's itchy. Nothing ruins one's day more than an itch you just can't scratch.

Via supertanya
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A Jumpsuit

We all know the struggle of peeing in a jumpsuit. Getting fully naked in the club bathroom just to pee is oddly demoralizing. This is a subtle way to crush the soul of your enemy this Christmas party season.

Via asos
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Something Glittery

Glitter is stunning, yes. But not when it's everywhere forever. Known as the herpes of the craft world. Make them dread the day they brought that cheap glittery shirt into their impeccably clean closet.

Via 4fashionadvice
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Bathing Suits

Due to the social climate, it doesn't seem like a tropical vacation is in the cards for anyone. So why not rub it in their faces that they aren't lizzo and that their Christmas will be spent indoors and not on their dream vacation in this passive aggressive way.

Via @lizzobeeating
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