Tumblr Thread Evolves, Tells the Amazing Tale of the World Through Alien's Eyes

Have you ever wondered what it's like to arrive on earth?

....It's 53216 IE, after emerging from your gargoflaxor you don on your galorxial suit, carefully massaging it over your seven pseudopods. You take special care navigating your bilobed inside to ensure its security. A signal blares across the ultrasonic structure, declaring imminent drainage of your hydraulic chamber. Outside of the chamber awaits a dense atmosphere dripping with deadly cooled steam. You modulate your photoreceptors and prepare for departure...


-Ok. Yeah, this is hard. Read on for the experts. 


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