If All Animals Were Horse Sized, Which Would Be Best For Riding Into Battle (Ask Reddit)

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    Product - r/AskReddit u/AristonD • 118d 12 1 9 8 @7 10 1 If all animals were horse sized, which would be the most majestic to ride into battle? 4 29.2k 12.2k 1, Share Award +
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    Font - Hornery_Ornery · 118d 4 Awards Komodo Dragon. 6 Reply 1 2.7k + Henkotron • 117d that's the right answer 4 277 + ...
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    Font - friskyfloaty · 118d 3 Awards Id say a skunk. Horse sized skunk. Armed and ready. Me riding into battle with a necklace of little tree air fresheners. Plus when they are threatened and stomp on the ground and stuff? Imagine that but in huge stinky scary size. 6 Reply 1 4k 3
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    Rectangle - mehlaknee• 118d 3 Awards Hummingbird G Reply 1 22.7k 3 FluffyProphet• 118d 1 Award The rate at which a horse sized hummingbird would need to consume nectar would be nothing short of astonishing. You would need David Attenborough to tell you about it, let's put it that way. 6 4 10.7k
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    Font - hobo_eyes • 118d 1 Award Rhinoceros beetle G Reply 13.3k 3 ... WhimsicalCalamari · 118d 2 Awards Prince Aikka from Oban: Star-Racers kind of does this, though his beetle's bred for racing. 1 2.4k
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    Rectangle - jenniferlorene3 · 118d 2 Awards Fennec Fox. Those ears man. 6 Reply 1 6.8k +
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    Font - simbachico • 118d A bearded dragon would be fun. G Reply 4 4.3k Drew707 • 118d 1 Award Charge! Not push-ups! 4 1.2k Snowy_Ocelot · 117d Push-ups! Am lizard. Must assert dominance 4 424
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    Font - you_cant_pause_toast · 118d Scorpion - armor, claws and stinger Reply 1 1.6k aris_ada · 117d The giant stinger would be a bit too close from my back for my own taste 478 ...
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    Font - Oliver10110• 118d 2 Awards Flying squirrel Reply 1 3.9k ... [deleted] • 118d 2 Awards That would be nuts 4 2.1k ...
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    Font - PM_me_your_fantasyz · 118d Dragonfly. 6 Reply 4 13.1k 3 Beverley_Leslie · 118d In the fantasy series Malazan Book of the Fallen, there is a race of people called the Moranth which ride massive dragonflies called Quorl into battle. 6 4 2.2k ...
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    Font - HighQueenOfFae • 118d 1 Award Wolf or black panthers. If its physical strength is not a problem then peacocks. Reply 1 5k + Kryptosis · 118d Seriously the title said majestic. How can it be anything else? Maybe a river otter? 1 1.1k ...
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    Font - Bingpot007 · 118d O 1 Award A crow, that would be evil 6 Reply 1 8.2k 3 +
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    Font - throwaway973619 · 118d 3 Awards А peacock 6 Reply 1 14.2k 3 ... + RDGtheGreat • 118d Imagine riding out with its tail feathers fully spread concealing an entire army behind you 4.8k SpaceGeneralAmerica · 118d So they just riddle you with arrows instead. 4 1.5k ...
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    Font - wallie8865 • 118d Wombat 6 Reply 1 4.6k + screechypete 118d 12 Awards Combat Wombat! 6 4 1 4.2k 3 ... + PrionBacon • 117d A E 6 Awards Mortal Wombat 6 4 3.6k ... +1
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    Font - MikiMatzuki • 118d O1 Award A queen bee, imagine riding her and a hoard of bees just keep following behind you G Reply 1 9.1k 3 regretfulposts · 118d 3 1 Award "For the Queen! Charge!* Buzzing Aggressively 1.1k 3
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    Font - Scrumptious_Foreskin · 118d 1 Award A Maine coon G Reply 1 2.4k 3 ... + ThePremiumSaber • 118d Can I just have a Maine Coon the size of a horse? I don't need to ride it. 869 ... Stead311 • 117d Just buy a Maine coon. Close enough. 265

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