Someone Made a Horrific Trump Troll Doll With a Weird Little Troll Dick and Everything


Hope you're ready to never sleep again because someone made a little Troll doll out of that reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last year, so that he could make the lives of marginalized children unsafe. 

Chuck Williams has opened up a Kickstarter to fund the manufacturing of this mini Donald Trump. It stands about five-inches tall, has really stupid hair, and holds a little iPhone, which is technically incorrect because everyone knows that Trump refuses to give up his insecure Android. Called "The Official World's Greatest Troll," Chuck's abominable creation has already brought in over five times more than needed to produce that little baby dick. And, ugh, would you look at this thing?


Horrible. 

Want to own one for yourself? You can preorder this little gross grabber over on Kickstarter. Bring this butt home.

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