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13 Super Entitled Pet Owners Who Need A Reality Check ASAP

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  • 1

    "There was a $75 reward for a lost cat."

    Font - Today 9:15 PM I just seen ur cat under cars between oxford and Cecil on willington I actually found him last night! It must be a similar looking one but thank you!! Do I still get the 75? Today 10:47 PM You didn't find my cat... so no Delivered

    Um… excuse us? Did this guy just ask for money as a reward for a cat he didn't even find? What the heck is up with that? The sheer entitlement here is astounding if you ask us. We're so happy that the person who posted this found their cat themselves and doesn't have to pay this scumbag any money.

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  • 2

    Local pet shop gives dogs free treats. Greedy people want more freebies.

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    Who is taking their cat into a pet shop anyway? It seems like it wouldn't be at all fun for the cat, unless the cat is getting walks anyway. Also, we don't know about this person, but our pet store always throws in some cute freebies when we make a big purchase, so maybe this guy should buy something before complaining that he isn't getting anything free with it. 

  • 3

    "I’m a dog walker who’s posted a part time position. Responded to this woman to find out more..."

    Blue - 15:30 4 ... VIEW APPLICATION Thank you for your Нey application. Just a couple of quick questions before we decide to arrange an interview - What is the car that you drive? Can you tell me more about your experience with animals? Thanks! 13:30 I drive a estate car. I've owned dogs for 35 years. And have horses and work with horses all my life. I don't mean to be funny but I know you,and your only a young man. I've had a lot more and many more years experience than you. This is quite insul
  • 4

    Why would that be the doggy daycare's job?

    Font - 2 reviews ***** 3 months ago I will not be returning here. I was never a big fan of this place to begin with, but after today I am definitely bringing my dog somewhere else. We signed our dog for daycare and when I brought him in, I was told his vaccine was expired and he could not stay the day. I totally understand and support not bringing unvaccinated dogs to daycare, but what is not okay is not telling me this ahead of time. I come in at least up every week and have not once been notif
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  • 5

    Whaat?

    Product - l'll walk my dog on leash where I please, and clean up her mess too. 21h Like Reply 19 Replied · 63 Replies What you gonna do call the cops? LolI do what I want 5 21h Like Reply Reality is I'm not hurting anyone, my dog ignores wildlife, and sometimes I cut through a no dogs allowed park, it happens when I take my dog for a walk. If I get stopped oh well, I accept the potential consequences of being given a fine by the city I'll never pay
  • 6

    "Sad poster in pet shop"

    Font - POO BAGS We sell an extensive range of Poo Bags BUT We do not accept returns that have been used! DO NOT DEPOSIT USED POO BAGS OUTSIDE THE DOORI PICK UP AND DISPOSE OF YOUR POO BAGS CORRECTLY THANK YOU.
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    Organism - Meet my hamster, biscuit 9. She died yesterday from a kidney malfunction & was a big fan of @ArianaGrande Twitter do ur thing and RT so ari can see this & get me free tickets to the sweetener world tour Vit would mean the world 2 me & it's what biscuit would have wanted
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  • 8

    "I was trying to give away a pet rat, this woman wanted it to feed her cat and I said I wasn't comfortable with that"

    Colorfulness - When cat die i blame you not give food to her Oe It's not my fault, you could just buy some feeder mice from Petco or something. Or, you know, feed your cat normal food rather than live rodents. I feed cat only rat Letco no have rat only mouse Give me rat or else Or what?
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    Font - Marketplace Listing $60 - XXL dog crate Mark as sold More options is this still available? Hi Message Sent 3:34 PM Yes, it's available. Take 30 4:03 PM Lowest l'd take would be $50
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    Light - Marketplace Listing $60 - XXL dog crate Mark as sold More options Lowest l'd take would be $50 Create a plan to schedule your meetup. Create Plan 40 No, thank you Ok 50 but u got to bring it to me No, thank you How is that u want me to pay it for 50 but u want me to come get it
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  • 11

    Pay us to watch our cat for 5 months for us...

    Rectangle - Seeking temporary home for friendly cat Small adoption fee 4 days ago pets Very sweet, 5 year old, indoor cat. She is litter box trained, quiet and cuddly. She needs about a 5 month stay while her humans finish up their studies on the main land. If you have any questions feel free to send a message with number and we will get back to you promptly.
  • 12

    "Asking me to cat-sit for free than being furious when I can't"

    Font - I'm going to get my hair done next week Thursday afternoon around 1pm. Would you be down to cat sit Galileo again? Hi For how long? I think I'll be done around 4pmish like last time I'll do it for $25 Not that I don't mind paying I was mentioning this as play date for Dio and for you to see Galileo. He doesn't need a cat sitter because he's adjusted to my secret base and Lux now. But up to you if you don't want a play date with Galileo and want payment i will pass. Sorry if I
  • 13

    Man Refuses To Return Lost Animal

    Product - Thursday, February 6, 2020 I think i found your cat 1:16 PM Hi there. Do u have pics u can send ? 1:55 PM Can i buy it my girls want to keep it 2:09 PM I'm sorry? 2:12 PM So no. 2:14 PM This cat is my 9 year old daughters. If u want a cat I have one u can have, just not 2:16 PM her. I'm sorry. Goodbye 2:16 PM Why did u even mention it if this was the case? 2:19 PM

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