The walk of shame is defined as the walk someone takes the morning after waking up in someone else's bed following a wild night out on the town. Because you're still looking like a hot mess in your clothes from the night before, it feels like everyone you pass on the way home knows exactly what you were up to last night. In reality, nobody's paying attention because humans are all way too in their own heads to pay attention to how shitty the person next to them looks. Still, we're self-conscious about it because we're self-conscious about everything. These days, the walk of shame has been upgraded: it's not just about the morning after anymore. It's about anything remotely embarrassing that happens to us on a daily basis. Simply existing is embarrassing and the people of Twitter know it more than anyone.
The key to surviving this walk of shame is just not making eye contact with the person who mopped the floor. Just act as if you didn't know that they just mopped the floor, and you'll be golden. Ignorance is bliss.
This is a rookie mistake. In order to make sure you don't embarrass yourself every time you leave the house, best to be prepared.
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