Why We All Have Beef With Our Laundry Machines

Adulting is difficult for a multitude of reasons. Every single one of our issues gets more complicated, and life becomes less about making mistakes and 'learning lessons,' and more about getting your f*ing sh*t together as fast as you can before anybody notices how inept you are at any truly useful skill. Adulting is about reflecting on all that effort you put into your bachelor's degree, to find yourself completely clueless when it comes to totally common tasks such as laundry, or turning on dishwashers.

They don't teach us this kind of stuff in school! Luckily we know how to form a killer thesis though. If we're ever held hostage and told, "I'll let you go if you can target the protagonist and antagonist in this given American novel." We shall be just fine. But alas, we live and we learn, and we get angry at our laundry machines, and that's just how the cookie crumbles.