Independent Contractor Shares the Joys of Saying 'No' to Uptight Managers

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    Font - Hi Caleb, I was just informed you weren't on the morning stand up call this morning. How come? Yeah dude I was asleep. I basically never join those Going forward, morning meetings are a requirement for employment at | T expect you to be on the next call tomorrow at 9AM, EST. Man that sucks for you guys, but I'm not an employee. My contract says nothing about required hours or daily meetings
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    Font - You REALLY need an attitude adjustment! If you aren't on the next call, you're fired. Your choice. You can fire me if you want, but you guys have to pay me through the 18th of next month regardless so I'm definitely sleeping in tomorrow. Enjoy your meeting You guys really ought to read the contracts you have us sign sometime. Pretty wild stuff in there Please call me. No
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    Gesture - Gary Onion (Official) @BirdRespecter EVERYONE IS GANGSTERS TILL IT'S Please call me. 4:27 PM 1/18/22 · Twitter for Android 952 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 42.6K Likes
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    Font - Gary Onion (Official) @BirdRespecter ... For context if anyone cares, this person doesn't work at the agency that handled my contract. They don't even run the department I was working in, and have no authority to fire me. Just a middle management nerd trying to be a cop. 4:35 PM · 1/18/22 · Twitter for Android 594 Retweets 22 Quote Tweets 43.7K Likes
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    Hand - Gary Onion (Official) @BirdRespecter ... twitter.com/VerdantGel/sta.. NO PLEASE CALL ME fip com O verdant gel @VerdantGel - 1/18/22 HIT HIM WITH THE "No" !!!!!!!! 4:54 PM · 1/18/22 Twitter for Android 422 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 24.9K Likes
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    Font - Gary Onion (Official) @BirdRespecter ... Since a bunch of people have asked, this happened at ~4:30 their time, so I didn't hear back. I'm about 6 beers deep and have O intention of joining the meeting tomorrow so if there are any fun updates I will post them 1:22 AM · 1/19/22 · Twitter for Android 68 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 11K Likes
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    Font - Gary Onion (Official) @BirdRespecter ... Final update: had O expectation that this post would be seen by so many. I didn't really want to post this because we're veering into "cringey epic dunk territory" but since had a great time reading all your quitting stories, here's one more.
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    Rectangle - Hi Caleb. It's unfortunate that you won't return my phone calls. Upon internal discusion, it was determined that 00 had no authority to fire you. That stated, as we view it, your contact has not been voided and we're requiring that you return to work as scheduled. I need you to finish the site installation by the end of this week, then we can mutually walk away from this. Incredible. I was just about to call and tell him l'd finish, then I saw this. According to them, my contract act
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    Product - the new Norma @sh3sgOne Replying to @BirdRespecter time to have them meet you at arbys if you know what i mean 1:41 AM · 1/19/22 · Twitter for iPhone 14 Likes Gary Onion (Official) @Bir.. 1/19/22 Replying to @sh3sgOne I;m thinkin Arby's 8
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    Forehead - shiloh ... @mtavictim Replying to @BirdRespecter 2:17 AM 1/19/22 Twitter Web App 10 Likes
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    Organism - RelevantRachel @R.. · 1/19/22 ... Replying to @BirdRespecter The meeting being labeled a "morning stand up call" at 9AM is a alone. 1 42
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