Dude Ditches Wife In Economy Class, Wonders Why She's Mad

Eric Lund

Feb 3, 2022 1:00 PM EST

This guy and his wife scheduled a month long trip. While booking the tickets, he realized he could upgrade his seat to business class, get some extra legroom and have a peaceful 12 hour flight. What he failed to realize was that this is an excellent way of displaying to your wife that you'd jump at the first chance to not spend time with her on your vacation.

From the outside looking in, it's obviously not a terrific move. And from the inside looking in, it should have been pretty straightforward too. It took the moral philosophers and common-sense-havers of the internet to tell this dude exactly why his wife might be just a little upset about his escape attempt.

But most importantly, what made this guy think that it's a good idea to start off a vacation by pissing off his wife?

For another fun story of marital bliss, here's the tired dad who got caught eating cake in his car so he didn't have to share it with his family.