Stuff People Will Definitely Never Do Again

People always talk about how important it is to live life to the fullest and do as many things as possible. The inevitable outcome is that about half of those things aren't exactly gonna be worth it. Sure, things not working out sometimes is the price of admission for doing anything at all, but it sure sucks to learn that you don't like bungie jumping while actively bungie jumping.

And then there are the "activities" that are more like situations that last more than a few years. Sometimes those ones are hard to figure out only until you're on the other side. And then you have the clarity to say, "man, if I know one thing for sure, it's that I'm never gonna spend 5 years married to paint-huffing birthday clown ever again." Sure that's just a guess, but we're pretty confident about it.

Some of these may seem like common sense, others may feel like anti-adventurism. Everyone's different, so hey man go ahead and go to the bathroom after slicing a bunch of peppers, but be warned that your results may vary. Here are some things people did once and never again.

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