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Pet Owners Describe Instances Of Pets Morphing From Adorable To Evil In Matter Of Seconds

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    Facial expression - Posted by u/AngusGibsonT 17 days ago 2 2 e2 4 Pet owners of Reddit, what's the quickest you've gone from "My sweet furry angel" to "Why are you doing this, you goddamn goblin?"
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    Font - FourCatsAndCounting · 16 days ago My cat was on the top of his ceiling-high cat tower being an ANGEL. Gazing at me lovingly. Rubbing his chin on the corner. Mew mew? Hey baby, I see you there. Mummy loves you too! Split second later he turns and projectile vomits what must have been three cups of liquid hork in a three tier waterfall that had enough power and velocity to cover the tower, the wallpaper, the floor and the splatter made it to the TV and sofa on the other side of the room. te

    "Split second later he turns and projectile vomits what must have been three cups of liquid hork in a three tier waterfall that had enough power and velocity to cover the tower, the wallpaper, the floor and the splatter made it to the TV and sofa on the other side of the room."

    Oh lawd, now that is a moment that we could live without experiencing. Owning and caring for pets is clearly no simple task, we admire the kind and dear humans that dedicate so much of their lives towards caring for and doting to their pets, even when they sometimes act like evil little monsters or throw up all over your living room.

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    Rectangle - milk__snake · 16 days ago Snuggling with my kitten while she purred on my chest. Then she somehow managed to bite my fucking eyeball. 2.4k Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow

    OUCH. That's all we can say.

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    Font - TheHomieHuglord · 16 days ago My cat woke me up my attacking my face. His reasoning? The food bowl had a empty spot on it.

    Hey, at least you can understand his reasoning. That's always the first step for any compromise or conversation!

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    Font - ronsinblush · 16 days ago We had a new kitten who was napping on my ex husband's chest. It suddenly woke up, looked slightly to the right, saw a mole on my husband chest and bit it off. The mole was weird, half raised, half flat, but the kitty bit the raised part and it bled forever. My husband hated that cat for the remainder of its days.
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    Human body - littleyellowbike · 16 days ago When our dog was a puppy, many many times we'd be cooing over how cute she was, quietly playing with her stuffie, only to realize she was using it as a decoy and she was actually pulling pile out of the carpet.
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    Font - CoyoteWee · 16 days ago One of my cats likes to sleep next to me at night. He is also the one that's prone to hairballs. Many times I've fallen asleep to him snuggling up against me and purring. Many times I have been woken up an hour or so later to that horrible cat retching noise and had to sweep him off the bed in time (if I'm lucky). 1.8k Reply Share •..
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    Font - Hardheaded_Hunter · 16 days ago · edited 15 days ago My German Shepard. Wife decided to make brownies in a glass pan. After they've cooled down, we put them back in the oven, to eat after we went to pick up dinner. Came back to a open stove, dog diarrhea all over, mixed with vomit all over the house, and my dog laying in the center of the living room, hyperventilating. Old boy had used a tea towel we had hanging over the handle to pull the stove open, and decided to eat the brownies, glas
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    Font - trudytuder · 16 days ago My cat used to wait for me to get home at the foot of the stairs. He would lavish me with attention for as long as I stayed at the foot of the stairs. As soon as I passed him he would duck down and start wiggling. When my foot hit the middle stair I would have to set off in a full run because if I didnt he would run up my leg and bite me on the ass. He would also do it whenever I answered the door.
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    Font - potential_human0 · 16 days ago I just rescued a great dane this week. She is a cuddle monster. I'll be scratching her head and she will decide to 'jump' (actual jumping is not required) up and put her front paws/legs on my shoulders. This has almost knocked me over a few times. Edit: I'm a big dude, about 260lbs and 6ft tall
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    Font - ZhengYuQian 16 days ago I was petting my dog, kissed her on the forehead, and then my mom asked if i could fetch her her phone which was charging in her room. I scratched my dog behind her ears, called her my sweet little doggie, and then left to get my moms phone. And then I stepped in dog shit. My dog had shat on the carpet by my moms bed, and I fucking stepped in it 1.4k Reply Share •..
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    Font - FreshNebula · 16 days ago My guinea pig was already a little worked up over some argument he had with my other guinea pig when it was time to clean his enclosure. He also generally doesn't like being picked up, but I thought I could calm him down with some pets before doing so. That usually works. Well, not this time, because the little fucker decided to take an enormous bite in my hand. It wasn't even just a minor scratch either, I was bleeding all over the place.
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    Human body - an_imperfect_lady · 16 days ago Every morning at 6:15 when my little angel decides it's time for me to get up, and claws are her favorite method of communicating.

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